I've noticed two things about online dating sites like Match.com, eHarmony, etc.

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  1. Lucky Pierre

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    1) Women absolutely, positively hate short men. Oh man, I feel sorry for you guys. It's like you're radioactive. "Keep that miserably failed disgusting midget DNA away the fuck from me, yikes! Thank you Darwin"

    The chick could be 5'2 or 5'4 and the overwhelming majority say shit like, "must be over 6 foot", "no one shorter than 5'10", etc. It isn't just that a guy could be 5 or 6 inches taller than her (a dude 5' 8" dating someone 5'2"), that's not good enough, he absolutely can't be short. Disgusting. Like he has AIDS.


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    2) Men really punish women about their age. We all demand to date someone younger. Funny shit. "52 y/o male seeking someone in early to mid 30s", again and again and again with every demographic, men absolutely do not what to date their own age. The problem is, this plan only works if you have a lot of money.


    Perhaps the reason all these losers are perceptually single is because they're just a tad too unrealistic, too picky, in denial with their "I'm not going to settle" crap where they mistakenly believe Mr/Ms Perfect will come along if they simply wait and wait and wait and wait long enough.

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    what gets me about online dating is how seemingly whoarish all the women are. every dude i know who uses e-dating sites is fucking those ladies like the first night.
     
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    we pick them they dont pick us. got it?
     
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    Found that days ago and were just waiting for a long post to use it on, huh, shit mult?
     
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    My mom and sister have both used these sites and they will both be perceptually single because they are doing exactly what you've said!

    It's crazy. MY mom is almost in her mid-70s and she is still unwilling to date a guy unless he's taller than her. What the f. WHAT THE F. Be happy to be alive and walking!
     
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    says the loser with the account on the PAID dating sites
     
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    Do you just go on craigslist?
     
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    no I go to a bar. Im not putting up my info on the net like these losers

    and your mom has every right to want a man taller than her. Tough shit on the short stacks of shit walking around; but a man should be a few inches taller taller than his woman.
     
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    you are obviously very hip
     
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    Women = size queens

    Men = assholes
     
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    If I dont get laid on the first date, I just assume the woman doesnt like me and dont call her anymore. :dontknow:
     
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    right... because the only way I could possibly know this information would be if I were a paying member, right fucktard? No other possibilities?




    Did you even read before you replied? Her mom is single, perpetually single and is now reaching her mid-70s, have fun with those "rights".

    Oh and I didn't say "a few inches taller" either - the point was that a large majority of women 5 feet or 5'2 inches tall, wouldn't want to date a guy 5'7" because he's "short" even though he is 5-7 inches taller.

    No offense, but you really suck at this