I've Officially Entered Old Fartdom

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  1. peterfonda

    peterfonda Well-Known Member

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    I met a new client earlier today. A beautiful brunette Italian girl, 27 years old, pretty eyes, flawless skin. And all I could think about is how some lucky guy will one day get her. Not me. Some young guy.
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    BuffaloTom Closed By User Banned User

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    Do the math. Take your age, divided by 2, then add 7. That is your limit. Green light?
     
  3. AllAboutHim Ed

    AllAboutHim Ed #mypurpose VIP

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    That just means you're smart enough not to be some middle aged creepy guy.
     
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    You're not an old fart. You just know you're too ugly or not rich enough to fuck her.
     
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    as long as you can go home and still pump off to her mental image your good :jj:
     
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    Imus O Sternsky Well-Known Member VIP

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    Smart man. Just think of the money and shame you saved by just thinking clearly.
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    Some get caught in the trap
     
  8. HorsetoothBeth

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    I found a grey pubic hair....I mean blonde. It was BLONDE, DAMN IT!
    Mentally, I feel like I'm still 16. This just makes me realize....I'm dying. :(
    I feel like Jackie the Jokeman.

     
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    I blew my back out sneezing last month

    yesterday I stood up too fast and now my knee hurts


    it doesn't get any better from here on out
     
  10. BuffaloTom

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    Pic or it didn't happen!:spaz:
     
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    I jumped up too fast from my recliner yesterday to fetch something from the kitchen. I was hunched over like a 90 yr old all the way into the kitchen.
    It's over Johnny.
     
  12. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Mlaw stole my AV Gold

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    :umm:

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  13. wife is a whore

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    Fuck that theory. That would put my dates at 27. That is around the age I'm getting. That is no fun.
     
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    Jayla It's not my circus, not my monkeys Gold

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    27 is too old?
     
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    You just have to go to stealth mode seduction: being charming and charismatic and courtly masculine as you can to her and, with some luck, she'll decide to pursue you.
     
  16. kippy

    kippy Not Safe For Women VIP

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    The golden years. That's rust not gold.
     
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    It aint too old, but I think it is very restrictive. There are a whole lot of bims w/ daddy issues between the ages of 20 and 27.
     
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    who dat?
     
  20. Thikken Vaney

    Thikken Vaney What's everyone looking at? Gold

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    "I've Officially Entered Old Fartdom"

    You young hipsters are always making up new code for anal sex.