I've spent over $250 on the Norwegian online dating website

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Gold

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    and still...nothing.
    I don't get depressed about it these days like I used to. It just makes me sad.
     
  2. gilaet

    gilaet underwear warrior Staff Member

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    Iroth мудак VIP

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    Color me shocked.

    Have you tried the gay sites yet? I bet it'd feel more "right" for you.
     
  4. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    That's a bunch of cash to spend looking for a dick to suck...
     
  5. Napoleon V2

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    Why do we fall Gary?
     
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    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    How long have you been on the site?
     
  7. gilaet

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    So we can break toilets.
     
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    This guy doesn't get depressed any more either, although lots of women want to fuck him.

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  9. Iroth

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    Thanks for adding reputation to this user. May you be lucky enough to receive the same Reputation back in turn.
     
  10. Gitfiddle

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    Where did you get $250, Gary?
     
  11. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Gold

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    Life is a rollercoaster, or so I hear.
    I think around 3 months now and I've only gotten 2 dates out of it.
    That was an isolated incident.
     
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    I don't think it's fair that I can't neg Gary again since the thread I negged him in last time disappeared.
     
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    ice cream Well-Known Member Banned User

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    schtick is over gary
     
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    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Gary, do you list that you "have a propensity to cry at any moment" on your profile?
     
  17. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Gold

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    Dawg are you ever serious?
     
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    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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  20. Xhorder

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    Maybe lower your standards a bit?