I've taken to eating my solid meals off of paper plates, exclusively

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  1. 2Manboobs

    2Manboobs New Member Banned User

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    Washing dishes is such an inconvenience... This is much more sanitary AND convenient...


    Of course, I still consume my beloved soups from my Corningware Soup-bowl, using my custom soup-spoon

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    squirt of detergent and press a button :grad:

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    this is going to change my life completely
     
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    I have often considered going down this path. Glad to know I am not alone here.
     
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    You can get paper bowls as well....:grad:
     
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    Same here, but after eating on them I use them and shit catchers so I dont have to flush anymore. Yes I piss in the sink:facepalm:
     
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    2manboobs kitchen

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    chriza eats paper plates sometimes.
     
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    pots & pans, too.
     
  11. newcastlefan

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    nah. you cook in cast iron. to clean them you leave the heat on till whatever is left in them is charcoal then you scrape out the dust. totally sanitary and the pots cook better the more you clean them that way.
     
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    Easy-Peasy
     
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    You are one fat, lazy, white trash dolt!
     
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    I can't keep my cast iron oiled. I must be doing it wrong.
     
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    Yeah, I've tried them..But they just turn to shit, and they don't hold very much
     
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    stop washing with soap. after you cook in them let them cool and scrape out the dust. then heat them up and put some oil in them and scrub the oil into them with a wad of paper towel. if there';s still stuck on stuff add some coarse salt to the oil and scrub with it (acts like sand paper). you dont have to rinse them clean. just wipe them down.

    one day i'm gonna get so lazy that i clean mine with a propane torch.
     
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    :crying: Ahhh... The words from a mother to her son as he ascends up the basement stairs for "Lunchtime"


    My condolences, my friend .. I'm sure your mom still loves you, deep inside
     
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    Teflon pot for the soup cooking works stupendously
     
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    That sounds to be a surefire way to get diarrhea.
     
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    that's just it. I've never used soap. I fry bacon in it all the time and everything. I end up with a film of food on the bottom that won't come out. Maybe I'll try your idea of heating it until everything burns to dust. Then let it cool and apply the oil.