Entertainment J K Simmons is JACKED for Justice League Role

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  1. Petal

    Petal A girl in a sea of mults

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    http://www.tmz.com/2016/06/08/j-k-simmons-jacked-gym-trainer/

    K. SIMMONS
    INSANELY JACKED... For New 'Justice League' Flick


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    Well, now we know what the J in J.K. Simmons stands for -- JACKED.

    Check out the 61-year-old beasting out in an L.A. gym -- gearing up for his role in the upcoming 'Justice League' movie.

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    No, he's not playing Bane ... or Batman ... he's an insanely muscle-bound Commissioner Gordon!

    Simmons has been training with retired Marine Aaron Williamson -- who reportedly got Zac Efron into shape ... and who's been known to push weights with The Rock

     
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    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    Still, would not smash...
     
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  3. Quality Control

    Quality Control dove

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    Yikes!
     
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  4. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner "I break bread, ribs, hundred dollar bills..."

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    Holy God! :eek:

    Fuck this, Imma get me somma dat HGH
     
  5. Punctured

    Punctured Well-Known Member

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    Holy shitballz! All that for what will probably a humongous piece of shit!
     
  6. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    Sinewy
     
  7. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    We are steroids....bum ba bum bumm bumm bumm
     
  8. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    If he was in this kinda shape Beecher would not have been able to pin him and poop on his face.
     
  9. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner "I break bread, ribs, hundred dollar bills..."

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    You need to be cut up like that to play Commissioner fuckin' Gordon??????
     
  10. ljc

    ljc fish sucks on the stick POTY Stern Forum Gold

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  11. gridlockd

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    As Zach Snyder's Commissioner Gordon you do. He'll probably brood and kill people.
     
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  12. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner "I break bread, ribs, hundred dollar bills..."

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    Zach Snyder:facepalm:
     
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    gridlockd Well-Known Member

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    He was slated to direct pre-BVS: Dawn of Justice. Who knows if that's still the plan.
     
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    he was better as skinhead in OZ. I would never work that hard for a shitty movie.
     
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    As a woman, I find it repulsive to see an old man with huge, veiny, wrinkly muscles.
    It's vile.
     
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    ...thats what im thinking. that dumb bell hes curling is 25 pounds and those arms and biceps look like theyve been pumping twice that.
     
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    You'd rather he be a sack of droopy old man flesh with bitch tits?

    Jacked old dudes FTW!
     
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    BTW, Stallone turns 70 next month...

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  20. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner "I break bread, ribs, hundred dollar bills..."

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    I don't know. Alls I know is BvS sacked rotten eggs. DC/Warner better get some competent director to help Zach out.