Jack brothers

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    Ever have a buddy you were so close to that you guys could watch porn together and stroke your rods together in a non gay way?
     
  2. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    You're either dumb as fuck or gay as fuck. Which is it?
     
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  3. StormCloud

    StormCloud Well-Known Member

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    Let me grab those bologna tits...
     
  4. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    You are not str8 enough to jack with a bud?
     
  5. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ Stay in bed, float up stream VIP

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    I bet you would do that with HAL.
     
  6. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    Oh I see, you're both.
     
  7. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    :hal: :bm:
     
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  8. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car?

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    If you jack with a buddy, you might as well suck his dick.
     
  9. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    No you have gone to far
     
  10. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car?

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    Did you have circle jerks with your gang members?
     
  11. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car?

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    Maybe a little human centipede action?
     
  12. ChuckZ

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    Do you take a peek Mike?
     
  13. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member

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    but your only thinkin anout girls or watching str8 porno tho right?
     
  14. Pill Queen

    Pill Queen Elegantly wasted VIP Gold

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    Do the DCM all cum in the same cup together?
     
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  15. ChuckZ

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    That could get messy.
     
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    Pill Queen Elegantly wasted VIP Gold

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    Delightfully so! :c
     
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  17. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ Stay in bed, float up stream VIP

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    Would you volunte...


    Nevermind
     
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  18. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    do you look at the other guy
     
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  19. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    Where the hell is that ms paint pic of mike and hal, all fat and greasy, asking each other if they're gonna jack when you need it?
     
  20. RH Goatcabin

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    This post amply demonstrates why Daner is a vital ally!!

    :derp:
     
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