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Jackie is the only likable member of the original crew

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  1. Cordoza Hotel

    Cordoza Hotel VIP Extreme Gold

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    I used to like Howard when he was a "regular guy" pissed off at the world, but Hamptons Howie is disgusting.

    Robin was never particularly likable, but she wasn't the insufferable boor that she is now.

    I used to love Fred, but ever since Jackie left Fred is just an angry old spurned woman and ass kisser to Hamptons Howie.

    Gary was always likable and I always felt sorry for Boy Gary (as much as I loved to hear him do "repeat after me"). But ever since they gave that nigga money he has become almost as I likable as Robin.

    Ralph was always a detestable berry-faced faggot freeloader.

    Ronnie was always a douche, he's just a bigger douche now.

    Benjy only grows creepier and less funny by the day.

    Stuttering John, KC, Grillo, etc are still likable guys but Howard flushed them. Sal and Richard are OK, but not major characters.

    Etc...


    But Jackie Marlow is, and always will be, the same lovable loser that I would most enjoy hanging out and getting drunk with. Jackie's stories were the foundation of some of the best days on the show, his attacking/riling up of Robin made the best fights, Howard and the staff ragging on Jackie's fucked up shenanigans (cheapness, drunken antics, Nancy, selling his crap, etc), Billy West and the Jackie Puppet, etc... THAT was what made the HSS the best.
     
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  3. Herc

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    Agreed
     
  4. dilly

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    Who would have thought Jackie would come out looking the best out of the original cast?

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    Back then, I thought he was the most annoying person in there (before Benjy showed up, obviously). He was evasive and dishonest when he didn't like the direction questions were going, he had much less of a sense of humor about himself than about others, and he took himself a little too seriously. Today, he'd be the model fuckin' citizen in that entire compound (besides Richard, IMO) compared to the shitbags all the rest of 'em "evolved" into.
     
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    Jackie looks the healthiest and happiest of all of them
     
  7. TheWakening

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    "I'll out live all of you to piss on your graves" - Jackie Martling
     
  8. Herc

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    Hopefully he does . . .
     
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    I don't know - I think Howard's gonna live into his mid-90's.

    I can picture Jackie in a nursing home just laughing hysterically at everything. "Hey, did you sit on a brownie or did you shit yourself?" "Nurse, now lookie heah"
     
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    Astute analysis. Jackie is the man.

    I wish all the pelican's ass kissers who call into his show would get cancer (pref. colon).

    (Granted, "cum-infested dingleberry dangling out of a horse's ass blowing in its fart's wind" was a great jab.:D)
     
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    I disagree with you about Richard and Sal. They're great.
     
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    Jackie is by far the happiest of them all.

    Howard cant understand why he isn't happy with 1.6 billion in the bank and Jackie is happy.
     
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    Agreed. But sal and Richard seem like the most personable of the current (expanded) staff.
     
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    Jackie was without a doubt the most fun, most personable, most human person on the show. It's a pity he went about his negotiations the wrong way, but that's beside the point.

    Fred I still like, although he only became more of an ass-kisser to Robin and Howard in the later years.

    Agreed on the Booey thing. If I had to spend more than 5 minutes with him I'm sure he'd be annoying.

    Robin was always cunty and a narcissistic pouttana, but it was her stupidity and inability to admit fault that really got on my nerves.

    And Howard is flatly unlikable. I realize so many years later that it was his show, but he was the least of the reasons to tune into it.
     
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    I agree! I LOVE Jackie! always did....miss the show on Terrestrial...WHEN the s how was GREAT!!

    With all these commercials and LIVE PLUGS the show sounds like Terrestrial Radio ..except for the dirty words & content ;)!

    If any of you get a chance to see Jackie's live show...do it ! Email his site and he'll send u his newsletter...
    he sent me a HUGE Box filled with all kinds of "jackie the jokeman" stuff! Including his book with the 7page foreward by Howard! amazing!

    I agree with everyone that Richard & Sal are SUPER guys who love the fans and contribute so much! I've Emailed Richard with Song Parodies and he Emails you asap! LOVE Richard!

    and Jackie!

    The younger Stern Show Staff are sooooooooo arrogant and full of themselves...ie: fatso Jason,,,,fatso JHein,,,fatso JD :p...not to mention "mentally ill on meds" :rolleye:.....anyone LISTEN TO THESE DOUCHE's on the WRAP UP SHOW???? They sound like a bunch of ungrateful know- it- alls...
    Jackie never did...he was just a laid-back old soul....(hippie)!
    and we all know Howard hates Hippies :rolleye:

    peace & love
     
  16. SteveZoo

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    only problem is Jackie doesn't drink any more
     
  17. Cordoza Hotel

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    Yeah, that's true. But damn did his drinking lead to some great stories. And Jackie never brought up these stories, Howard would hear something and start prying info out of Jackie and the next thing you knew everyone was laughing at Jackie's weekend antics.

    Just hearing the Jackie laugh during Robin's news made the show funny. Howward should have Fred bring that back so we can at least laugh at the show once a day.
     
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    jackie and joe biden seperated at berf???
     
  19. Time Bandit

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    fred married a win a date with fred contest winner...
    that proves hes a stark raving lunatic and his (wife) hit paydirt.
    See what I did there? think about it, what does someone have to be to hit paydirt?
    hint: it requires a shovel
     
  20. jokeland

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    jackie is a drunk
    a big, stupid drunk
     
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