Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Nemo, Oct 20, 2013.
...has Sterns team of writers prepared amazing monologues jokes for Howard about Jackie?
Stern may even chip in for a box of Entenmann's Donuts so Jackie feels welcome.
Listen...we have prepared for Jackie, he knows the rules and will be handed a boff approved script.
The subject of Beth will go no farther than: "How's your beautiful wife?" and Howard will answer: "She's a saint...blah blah blah..." and on to the next subject.
If Howard was smart , he would bring Jackie in at least once a week, that's 1/3rd. of his time on the radio. sometimes
Jackie you had it all and you left the show. Bobo you're on the air.
He should just re-hire Jackie full time. Sure it wouldn't be the same because Howard is such a pussy now, but I think it would improve the show.
An Indian walks into a trading post and asks for toilet paper. The
clerk asks if he would like no name, Charmin, or White Cloud.
"White Cloud sounds like good Indian toilet paper," says the Indian.
"How much is it?"
"$1.00 a roll," the clerk replies.
"That seems pretty expensive," responds the Indian. "What about the
"Charmin is $2.00 a roll, and no name is 50 cents a roll."
The Indian doesn't have much money, so he opts for the no name. Within
a few hours, he is back at the trading post.
"I have a name for the no name toilet paper," he announces to the
clerk. "We shall call it John Wayne."
"Why?" asks the confused clerk.
"Cause it's rough and it's tough and it don't take no shit off an
Hoo hoo hoo!
Jackie is coming in? I hope he reads a portion of Robin's book to us.
That would be the reason VG