Stern Show Jackie live

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  1. Rum Balls

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    o_O
     
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    Why wait for the audience to laugh? Laugh at your own punchline......
     
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    Pelican, flannigan, sakowski, boss, ears, WTF is he babbling about?

    Holy shit, that build up for that incredibly shitty "joke"...

    And then he started strutting around like he just cured cancer...
     
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    His delivery is really amazing.
     
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    Fucking hack

    Love him though
     
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    His Pandora channel is always good for a laugh.
     
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    There's some good ones. He should avoid the long buildup.
     
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    I bet he's made millions
     
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    Is there another comic who laughs at their own jokes?
     
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    I seen this
    it's classic


    Jackie's awesomely funny
     
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    I only understand 6 out of every 10 words.
     
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    I kept waiting for his dentures to fly out.
    He's having a tough time with those things.
    He's still pretty funny though.
     
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    I was listening to him on Pandora yesterday and heard this classic:

    Where do black Eskimos live?

    A Nig-loo
     
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    Jackie is such a product of the 1950s and early 1960s. That machine-gun delivery and the yuck-yuck jokes. It's like the Jersey Shore Museum of Joke History.
     
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    please clap
     
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    Very vaudeville.
     
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    Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?
    Because it's too cold outtide.
     
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    hack

    I guess at 68 his age is catching up to the style of his comedy

    He is looking old however his teeth look about 30. All those guys made fun of Gary but all of them ended up with new teeth
     
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    How do you know Jackie Martling has been in show business a long time???

    He was the opening act for Jackie Mason. ... on the Ark.
     
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    While I will be using at least two of these jokes, the Jewish porno joke Jackie tells every set makes no sense. Has there ever been a porno where the guy gives money to a prostitute (or any woman)? Can porn movies even show prostitution?