Jackie Martling gives DawgShed never seen before show artifacts

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  1. Caffeinated

    Caffeinated Well-Known Member

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    Jackie sent this email today:

    not sure if these attached lines were passed over for being too offensive ...

    ... or whether we simply never got to them ...

    on one of these notes Wood Yee addresses "Dick" ...
    we never ever did Wood Yee with a guest in ...
    it had to be Woody's old pal Dick Cavett ...

    these were in my work suitcase the day I left.

    tons of wild stuff in there ...

    it's a veritable Time Capsule ...

    unused lines & concepts ...

    and dried up finger cots!


    I'll post some tonight and tomorrow. Pretty cool from J Marlow himself. The only plug is for his twitter handle @jackiemartling. Here are a few to start:

    Wood Yee 2001 02.jpg
     
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    You know Jackie??
     
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    Oh to think back in the day I thought Howard came up with those lines, and well during the first Artie years I thought losing Jackie was very minor because at first I feel Benji did do a decent job copying Jackie's style.

    Then it all fell apart. Love you Jackie, Howard goofed on him for comparing the show to the Beatles because Howard wants the illusion that he's Brian Wilson. This decade blew that bullshit wide open.
     
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    Been bugging him to post on DS and guest on RG. I received these instead.
    But he's a great guy who wants to share the funny. I think he's testing the DS waters to gauge the level of ball-busting.
     
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    Slow My name is my name DawgShed News

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    man, i love racist jokes but that is some hacky shit right there. where is the wit? Needs the voice of a drunken and high old man telling them to get laughs.
     
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    Remember, these were ones that were passed over. Still, I laughed more at these than the dreck that currently passes for a show.
     
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    OMG-I love you even more, now!!
    Please get him to post here! :neesie:
     
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    "Come on, that's killer shit! That's what I do!"
     
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    Slow My name is my name DawgShed News

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    it's cool he passed them along. jackie is a legend. he would get a lot of love here. he always had thicker skin than @stuttering john melendez .
     
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    I've been trying for months! :) And I'll keep trying, too....
     
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    I read all of those in Wood Yee's voice.
     
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    He sent it to you knowing you were going to post it here?
     
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    No. He told me to post them here.

    I should add I'd never post anything without permission....courtesy and stuff. ;)
     
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    Wow. Cool beans. :)
     
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    Dawesome! Dodally dawesome!
     
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    You have to read those in Wood-yi's voice. :jj:

    They worked for me after I did that.