Jackie Martling is King of Tomorrow's Mermaid Parade in Coney Island!

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  1. Pukyak Lover

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    If I was in NY I would go there and meet Jackie. Jackie's cool.
     
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    So would I. Howard's basically has no real talent except self promotion.
     
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    oh my god I'm in NYC and am kind of thinking of going to this , plus it seems like many topless women are mermaid whores
     
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    free hotdogs for Jackie all day
     
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    Definitely do it. Get drunk with Jackie. It sounds like it would be a good time. If you do go you need to post here and tell us about it.
     
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    What's lower on the show biz ladder, punching up imaginary scripts or being the actual King Neptune of the Mermaid Parade?

    At what point do you just stay home and call it a career?

    Jackie said the only reason he took the gig is to break in his new crowd-control railings. They didn't get much of a workout during his last public appearance.

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    That pic always makes me think of the scene in Spinal Tap when they're down on their luck and wind up playing a dance at an Air Force base.
     
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    ..so the man throws the mermaid onto the beach and says, "Well, now you're fucked!"
     
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    Have at it Douchebag. Tell Jackie I love him. thanks. xoxoxo
     
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    Oh how the mighty have fallen...
     
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    Lots of folks here knock the Hamptons lifestyle and phoniness of Howard and Beth Munster. Here's a chance to applaud a real guy entertaining at a parade for the common folk. Jackie might not be stealing $100 mil from overly loyal fans every year, but he's plugging along like most of us, keeping it real. Long live the Jokeman.

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    Like others have said if I was in NYC I would go and get drunk with the Joke Man. Howard deep down has to realize the show just isn't the same without him.
     
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    Get it right....The guy takes the crippled chick to the end of the pier, Throws her off and yells, "Now 'yer fucked!!"
     
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    Sandusky?
     
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    While this is sad on some level, I respect Jackie for never giving up. This is what he does and he keeps trying and pushing. I have a feeling that if he was still with Howard and collecting the big payday he'd still do this shit. This is Jackie being Jackie. He is being true to himself and I respect him for that.
     
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    Sad on some level? It's sad on every level! They're inventing levels as we speak so that this can be sad there, too.

    I think there's more dignity to be found in walking away when it's clear nobody wants you anymore.

    You seem to be under the delusion that he's some kind of man of the people. That's his schtick....................the good time Charlie, the life of the party. But he's just trying to sell you cheap t-shirts and bad CDs and that's his foot in the door to do it.

    And of course he'd still be doing this stuff if he was still with Howard.......................the only difference is he would actually need the crowd-control railings.

    But he would be there to make money, not to bond with the people out of the goodness of his heart. And the only reason he's fallen so low is because he's a complete dickhead. 30+ years in the biz and nobody was there to help him out? That tells you something.

    And the one time someone did help him out.............................

    [video=youtube;K6RPLVVaHqg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6RPLVVaHqg[/video]

    That's Jackie in a fucking nutshell. Rodney was the Mother Theresa of comics and Jackie flat out ripped him off.

    F Jackie
    RIP Rodney