Sports Jackie's Chair : Which wrestling announcer would you pick?

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  1. Devil's Backbone

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    If you could pick a wrestling announcer past/present for the chair who would you pick?

    I'd go with Heenan.
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    Current day Bobby Heenan would be an improvement over Benjy

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    I can't remember his name but he wears a cowboy hat, loves Oklahoma and had a stroke or Bell's Palsy or something that gave him the droopy face. But holy hell, he looks a damn sight better than Bobby Heenan.
     
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    Mean Gene was the man in the good days of the WWF

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    this guy would would provide some good material and end up choking out the pelican
     
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    If he's expected to be funny then obviously Heenan. If he's expected to rave about cock... Michael Cole.
     
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    Old school Ventura would work and they could swap scarves.
     
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    Howard has the cock talk....he needs the funny. Gordon Solie wouldn't put up with that shit.
     
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    But if you had two guys talking about cock it would make the show better than ever!
     
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    dick lane the announcwe in los angeles..he also did roller derby..whoa nelly
     
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    watch the 92 royal rumble....heenan's commentary is classic

    rasslin's way too serious now
     
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    Heenan all the way.
     
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    Ken Patera. He's the Wig of wrestling commentary.

     
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    Love that guy!
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    Agree with those who said Heenan. If he was in the Jackie chair, he'd write funny lines and have good stories. He's a character and you won't get sick of him quickly (like you could with Jesse Ventura (atleast post-wrestling Jesse)).
     
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    Definitely Heenan.

    Honorable mentions to Ventura, Joey Styles, and Vince McMahon
     
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    The stud on the left