Jackson Pollock took a shit in my toilet

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  1. Capn Crud

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    Is it rude to leave that for the cleaning lady?

    No pics
     
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  2. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    You should take a pic and sell it to Robin
     
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    [​IMG]

    gratuitous JP pic
     
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    No pics :grad:
     
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    Considering he's been dead for 60 years I would hope they've gotten around to it by now.
     
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    It's a ghost shit

    No TP
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I wish he took you for a ride in his car instead of shitting in your toilet.
     
  8. Mr. Potato Head

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    :shit:
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Who?
     
  10. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Jackson Pollock. Crazy guy. Killed art.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Oh
     
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  13. Scott

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    That's exactly why I bought a trailer for my bike.

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    Oswald Animal fat
     
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    Those cuties need more protection, bro.
     
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    Nice subtle brag. :golfclap:
     
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    He's staying at a motel 6.
     
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    I haven't lost one yet. They make those things to hold babies. It's a pretty smooth ride.
     
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    Phew!
     
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    my kid just did a puke shit combo this week.

    I described it as a jackson pollock as well

    good times were had by all
     
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