Jaden Smith believes he’s a modern day prophet has now compared himself to the genius than Galileo!

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  1. tired

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    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/san-bernardino-bloodbath-born-bigots-article-1.2456491

    scroll down its the second feel good story

    just so you're not confused Jaden, no one (except you, of course) would ever think to compare you to Galileo.
    JADEN’S HEAD IN CLOUDS
    The world’s singularly most annoying teenager, Hollywood half-a-brain Jaden Smith, who believes he’s a modern day prophet, has now compared himself to no less a genius than Galileo.

    “I don’t think I’m as revolutionary as Galileo,” Smith told GQ. “But I don’t think I’m not as revolutionary as Galileo.”

    But hey — the comparisons between the two really are amazing. For example, Galileo discovered the Milky Way, sun spots, four of Jupiter’s moons and the phases of Venus. He also invented the first thermometer, disputed Aristotle’s theory of mass vs. weight, and proved that planets orbit around the sun.

    Jaden, on the other hand, discovered that he is the son of movie stars.

    Like Galileo, young Jaden, 17, even has his own “people.” But because he’s an evolved being, Jaden’s “people” are from other galaxies and dimensions and are now helping him to write philosophical essays.

    Great — another Hollywood hack with ghost writers. Literally.
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    i would pay to see him beheaded.
     
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    when you get everything you can't be normal

    getting knocked on your ass is good for you
     
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    Hey. Asshole. Yea You. Why do your movies suck?
    Only thing this sperm lotto winner has discovered, is how to be a rampant, dress wearing douchebag.
     
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    This is the result when you grow up in an environment where everyone around you kisses your ass. Strip away the money and the celebrity parents and this kid would get his assed kicked if he said something like that in school or on the job

    As Lloyd Christmas would say, he's "one pathetic loser!"
     
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    Let's see him guide a sailing ship across an uncharted ocean guided by stars.
     
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    yeah, fuck him
     
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    I feel bad for the poor little twink. His parents messed him up. He probably has no real friends and has never developed his brain. Let's just stay he stays off the pipe.
     
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    Douche

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    I'm certainly not a fan of his, but I give him a bit of a pass. Through no fault of his own, he hasn't a clue what it's like to earn anything and his parents are two of the most insufferable blowhards on the planet.
     
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    It's too bad Will's boyhood dentist was conscientious in using that protective lead apron every time he took XRays.
     
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    WTF?
     
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    Hey, Jaden! Pile up some accomplishments of your own before copping an attitude like that.
     
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    You sound like the type of guy who would be hatin on galileo too!
     
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    The outrageous claims he makes are clearly a sign of mental illness IMO. Shame on his parents for being so vapid that they confuse this for genius.
     
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    HEY ISIS! LOOK OVER HERE! EASY PICKINGS - GUARANTEED NEWS COVERAGE!

    seriously I'm sure David Miscavage has got this twink on his "celebrity go get" list