http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/san-bernardino-bloodbath-born-bigots-article-1.2456491 scroll down its the second feel good story just so you're not confused Jaden, no one (except you, of course) would ever think to compare you to Galileo. JADEN’S HEAD IN CLOUDS The world’s singularly most annoying teenager, Hollywood half-a-brain Jaden Smith, who believes he’s a modern day prophet, has now compared himself to no less a genius than Galileo. “I don’t think I’m as revolutionary as Galileo,” Smith told GQ. “But I don’t think I’m not as revolutionary as Galileo.” But hey — the comparisons between the two really are amazing. For example, Galileo discovered the Milky Way, sun spots, four of Jupiter’s moons and the phases of Venus. He also invented the first thermometer, disputed Aristotle’s theory of mass vs. weight, and proved that planets orbit around the sun. Jaden, on the other hand, discovered that he is the son of movie stars. Like Galileo, young Jaden, 17, even has his own “people.” But because he’s an evolved being, Jaden’s “people” are from other galaxies and dimensions and are now helping him to write philosophical essays. Great — another Hollywood hack with ghost writers. Literally.