Jaden Smith .. Soothsayer.

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  1. floplop

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    Deep thoughts. “I don’t think I’m as revolutionary as Galileo,” Jaden Smith recently told GQ. “But I don’t think I’m not as revolutionary as Galileo.”

    And like the Renaissance scientist, the 17-year-old son of Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith has a few ideas to champion. “Jaden sees himself as a modern-day prophet and is working on a collection of essays,” a pal says in the new issue of Us Weekly. “They’re new takes on string theory and chaos theory, but more mystical.”


    After all, he’s getting an out-of-this-world assist with the tome. Explains the source, “Jaden thinks he has spiritual ties to people in other dimensions and galaxies, and they are helping him write.”

    The crystal-healing enthusiast also believes his work could have a widespread impact. Adds the insider, “He hopes to have a spiritual following when he releases these.”

    Critics be warned: The After Earth star has said he welcomes the opinions of naysayers. “I feel like it's an honor, actually, for people to think I'm crazy,” he admitted to GQ. “They thought Galileo was crazy, too, you know what I'm saying?"
     
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    I'm screaming! He reminds me of another douche.
     
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    me meeee meeee mmeeeeee me me me me me me
     
  4. Nick Manning

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    :za:Just because the Fresh Prince blew his load into some actress, doesn't mean that you mystical powers or even talent. What a douche bag!
     
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    Gq still has interviews in between the ads for faggy clothes?
     
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    What in the fuck did they do to this kid?

    Why do I have a really bad feeling about his future, and the safety of those around him at the time.
     
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    still can't mess with the transform scratch!!
     
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    Excuse me young Galileo Smith, how many men will visit Uranus in the foreseeable future?
     
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    You know who he should team up with.....................


























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    Am i right?
     
  11. NiggalissCage

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    Fucking trust fund babies and their crazy shit.

    Za Za Zoo or whatever the fuck it is.
     
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    I love how crazy this kid is. I can't wait to see his crash, it should be spectacular!
     
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    If I was Will Smith I would give that kid the old toss out of the house Uncle Phil style.
     
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    Pretty sure I've heard Will more or less say they just let their kids do what they want....
    I'm sure the scientology thing isn't helping either... it seems to have made Will into quite a crazy fucker himself.



    I'm sure a lot of you have already heard this but the dude is completely full of himself.
    It's no secret where Jaden gets it from.



    I'm sure THAT hasn't helped him either....
     
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    This kid's a trip. He must be doing douchenozzle performance art.
     
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    will smith must hate himself
     
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    Thanks for taking the time to post these. That's a really screwed up way to raise kids to be responsible adults - WITHIN A NORMAL SOCIETY!

    He's going to have a seriously tortured life if he goes around thinking he's better than everyone else.

    And I hope he knows all that karate worked because the Director wanted it to. Try that shit in the real world and you're going to get your ass handed to you left, right and center.
     
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    TOO FUCKING FUNNY!!!!!!