News Jameis Winston celebrates draft by eating Crab Legs

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    You just know someone nicknamed Jaboowins3 is not going to last long in the NFL

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    yahoo Well-Known Member

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    He has JaMarcus Russell written all over him
     
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    Stag Well-Known Member

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    So you are saying a Red Lobster employee isn't getting a tip.
     
  4. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Cant even go 90 minutes after getting drafted with out fucking up his image again.
     
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    Ronniecheated Well-Known Member

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    I cant tell if hes guilty is that a white girl behind him?
     
  6. Mulletude

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    I thought that there was no way that this could be real. It had to be a photoshop. But I went on ESPN online, and it's fucking real! Ryan Leaf and Ja'Marcus Russell, your prayers have been answered! Those two colossal 'busts' will be long forgotten when this guy is done.
     
  7. Slow

    Slow Just a gangster I suppose Banned User

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    The lucky lady that gets to be fucked right in the pussy.
     
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    how long did it take him to rape someone?
     
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  10. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    Does Tampa play the Texans so we can watch Clowney be "injured" and not play while Winston throws 5 INTs...
     
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    Whats the Vegas odds for first arrest within a year or 6 months?
     
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    i would guess its even money
     
  15. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    Yeah, eat some more you fucking fat ass. Fucking guy is 20 years old and has a spare tire bigger than my 45-year old lazy ass...

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    Slow Just a gangster I suppose Banned User

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    I was going to say he will have a team paid 24/7 nanny to keep him out of trouble but that didn't save Josh Hamilton.
     
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    he's got a white guy body
    tom brady looked buff compared to this guy


    this sounds way gayer than intended
     
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    the crabs say: Winston now has more money than all of his pissy critics combined.
     
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  19. GaryPuppet

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    he knows exactly what he's doing....he's flaunting his lowlife image.
     
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