Entertainment James Bond gets a new PC makeover

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  1. LaserT

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    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/cel...e-in-girlfriend-and-outspoken-gay-friend.html

    For decades he has swaggered through life conquering women, chain smoking and saving the world, untroubled by the sensitivities of the 21st century.

    In a new book, however, James Bond will be getting a dose of modern morality, as author Anthony Horowitzreveals the tricks he used to drag the spy kicking and screaming into the era of political correctness.


    He will...

    * Have a live-in girlfriend now and not run around with women.

    * He will have gay friends.

    * No more smoking and he will include messages about the smoking and cancer.




    Guessing he will also now use words of kindness to defeat the bad guys, not destructive weapons. :c
     
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    its over johnny..
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    If it was good, liberals must eliminate it and replace it with something bad.
     
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    My dad is a huge James Bond fan, we always watch the movies together. If this is true, we'll be skipping the new one.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    That it is....that it is, Xav. :(
     
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    Fucking Liberal Zionist illiterate.
     
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    :dontknow: Never liked those films anyway ....
     
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    Make the character a gay already and let's be done with it.
     
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    hopefully, this PC shit stays with the this book and not a new movie.

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    You're a chick and the men are talking, sweetie. When we need advice on cooking pasta or cleaning floors we will ask you.
     
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    Good old days!


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    I want to punch a liberal so fucking hard right now.
     
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    Well, :giggle: just bring Roger Moore over to me & we'll be just fine :giggle:
     
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    No fucking shit, huh? I mean enough is enough. Why not just give him a sex change operation too while they're at it?
     
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    You're not supposed to, that's the point . Can't straight men have anything in this society anymore? Not even one god damned thing?!
     
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    My Mom LOVED James Bond. She'd take me to the movies whenever they'd come out and we'd sit there for two shows in a row ... one time three in a row! She was so awesome! Her faaaaaaavoirite one was Roger Moore because he was a dead ringer for her younger brother, my Uncle Joe.
     
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    Hey, I don't care .... just BRING ME ROGER MOORE. :shitfit: Don't show me the dang movies! :p
     
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    Uh oh ... not with the ice pics again?:dontknow: