James E. Cornette appreciation thread

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  1. ClintDagger

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    You guys really responded to the Clintster's "Mean Gene" appreciation thread, so let's now show appreciation for the man that, as David Crockett would say, "spent his mother's money very well." Arguably the greatest manager that ever lived and one of the greatest talkers in the history of the business, ladies & gentlemen I give you "James E. (Jim) Cornette".

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  2. Shivvy

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    love him
     
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    Is he dead?
     
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    he loved him some tennis
     
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  5. ClintDagger

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    No he's alive but his rich mama died in '02.
     
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  6. ljc

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    That man could turn anyone into a champion.
     
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  7. ClintDagger

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    My favorite Corny line:

    "Robert Gibson is one step above a mongoloid."
     
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    Post pics of ring girls please.
     
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    great interviewer
     
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  10. ClintDagger

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  12. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    glue guy

    Indispensable
     
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    ShutUpSitDown Your Moral and Intellectual Superior

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    A great Cornette promo from the Smoky Mountain territory:
     
  14. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    do they still promote matches at high school gyms and gutted-out supermarkets in shit-hole towns ?

    I remember driving through rural Missouri with a buddy and catching an off-brand show (about 7 matches, including females) in a building that was the town's "old" WalMart.

    The heels all put on bad English or Middle Eastern accents and a lot of the tag teams had hot stripper "Miss Elizabeth" types in tow

    The crowd was scary.... as close to a juggalo or Retardation Rocks Summit as I hope I ever witness
     
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    Cornette tells stories about how they would book shows in these little towns in Kentucky and Tennessee with populations of 300 people, and literally a thousand people would crawl out of the hollows and show up.
     
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    this place was tiny but they packed it the hell out... more piercings in their heads than teeth, most of them, but they hung on every move and boo'd the heels until they were hoarse...
     
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    And while we're at it, Beautiful Bobby and Loverboy Dennis was the best incarnation. Fuck the Stan Lane, jabroni cocksucker.

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    :up:
     
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    We good bro? :hole:
     
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