News Janet Jackson Pregnant At 49

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  1. bennymuso

    bennymuso Italian by name, British by nature

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    Janet Jackson is reportedly pregnant with her first child - two weeks before her 50th birthday.

    The claim on American TV show Entertainment Tonight appears to confirm rumours that began when Jackson postponed her forthcoming tour last month.

    In a video statement published on her website on 6 April, the singer said: "My husband and I are planning our family, so I'm going to have to delay the tour.

    "Please, if you can try and understand that it's important that I do this now.

    "I have to rest up - doctor's orders - but I have not forgotten about you. I will continue the tour as soon as I possibly can."

    Jackson has yet to confirm the pregnancy as she promotes her new song, the aptly named Dammn Baby.

    The 49-year-old secretly wed Wissam Al Mana in 2012 - her third marriage.

    She has made no secret of her desire to have a child and admitted in 2008 that she might have to adopt.
     
  2. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Full Retard
     
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    rabbigottfried Well-Known Member

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    Hope Janet tells kids stories to the baby .


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  4. Divorce Chicken

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    Rhythm Method Nation
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    Birddog Well-Known Member

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    Enjoy your retarded baby.
     
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    BrerJimmy Well-Known Member

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    Will she be pregnant like beyonce was?
     
  8. PSU Shower Room

    PSU Shower Room Well-Known Member

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    All the money in the world won't prevent your child from counting to potato.

    Good luck with that. At least the kid won't have to worry about being molested.
     
  9. RoachCoachJokes

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    Check out this link from last month, blind item fans...
     
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    Tickle Shits very angry indeed Gold

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    insanely high risk... but I'm sure she'll have handlers to deal with it...
     
  11. Krinkle

    Krinkle What?

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    Poor baby.

    Hopefully you come out OK. Sorry your mom is a selfish cunt. :(
     
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    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    That's just disgusting.
     
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  13. StRyDeRxX

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    She'll be in an old age home when her kid goes to college... :grouch:
     
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    The kid doesn't have a shot at anything resembling normality.

    But hey, free education!
     
  15. Stretch5000

    Stretch5000 Well-Known Member

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    Why can't she adopt a chimpanzee like a normal Jackson?

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    Will the kid be more fucked up than Michael ? That's what I want to know ?
     
  17. Nick Manning

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    Yep, because Uncle Mike is worm food.
     
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    That's what I call good family planning.
     
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    I hope she is down with the downs.
     
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    Or Zika virus.
    Poor kid.