January 2nd, 2015. The day I burned my cock on the stove

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  1. Chriza

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    cocainesahellofadrug?
     
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    You must have been standing really really really really really really really close to it.
     
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    It wasn't on the burner. The top of the stove was mad hot too, and that's what KOC's kock pushed up against.

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    king of cock
     
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    We good, bro?
     
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    Stove fucker!!
     
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    I put my dick in a toaster once... once!!
     
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    The logical progression is to try a blender next
     
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    I have a snot whistle that I just can't seem to get rid of.
     
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    Gotta rocket shot that shit in to a waste bin
     
  15. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I stuck my dick in the tailpipe. Can you pull it out for me?

     
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    I think it's attached to my frontal lobe.
     
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    yesterday i cooked breakfast for fam and left one of the burners on
    meanwhile, i was using aluminum foil for something and laid a large piece on the stove
    after a few minutes, i reached to retrieve it, forgetting that the stove was on under it
    that stove pwned two of my favorite fingers :behave:
     
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    Diddle Digits :c
     
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    You have to make EVERY GODDAMNED THING ABOUT YOU.

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    How's your hog? :munch: