Jap porn star asks fans to send in semen bottles for bukkake video

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  1. 58lambert58

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    So you're making a sequel to the seminal porn film Semen Collection, but you just don't seem to have enough semen on hand to justify calling it a "collection." What do you do?

    Solicit your Twitter fans for a few dozen bottles of baby batter, of course!

    Japanese adult video idol Uta Kohaku — best known for her uncanny resemblance to former AKB48 member Atsuko Maeda, was asked by the AV studio RADIX to help procure 100 bottles of ejaculate needed for the production of Semen Collection 2.

    She posted the request on her Twitter feed, and, within two short weeks, the cum quota was sufficiently met. The containers were delivered to RADIX care of Uta, with each "sample" properly labeled with the donor's name.

    "The semen from my fans! Awesome!" tweeted the 20-year-old Uta. "I will care for them as if it were my own child."
     
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    look at that, you can totally see her tit. You like that Lambert?
     
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    it is :munch:
     
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    On facialforum.net a guy froze his ejaculate from jerking off twice per day for six months.

    He defrosted it in a microwave and dumped it on his wife. :dontknow:
     
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    fast
     
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    I just threw up in my mouth a little.
     
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    yea....imma pass on this one
     
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    facialforum.net :jj:

    I bet they have great smileys there.
     
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    That's for her next movie :coffee:
     
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    This is a bit more than a little disturbing.
     
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    Pyrex from freezer to microwave no problem!




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    Lambert, how many pervy/porny websites or message board/forums are you a member of?

    :munch:
     
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    no, just no.