CCTV Japan: Chimp Wreaks Havoc By Scaling Powerlines After Escaping from Zoo

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  1. dawg

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    he missed the net they were trying to catch him with dang
     
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    That chimp went ape!
     
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    Now you know how a chimp can rip your face off.
     
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    That thing was freakin HUGE!
    A little chimp can kill you.
    I got to hold a little spider monkey once and it's amazing how strong those little things are! I can't even imagine the kind of power behind something like the chimp in that video
     
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    People in this country and around the world actually think its a good idea to keep a Chimp as a friend/pet :jj:

    Just dont ever piss it off.
     
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    This lady agrees

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    Them things is animals!

    Wake up... whaaat people!
     
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    Obama was in Japan??
     
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    Obviously it was raped at some point.
     
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    How big is its cock? Is it beer can thick?

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    They are literally strong enough to rip your arms off.
     
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    Cha Cha was making a political protest regarding the horrible stereotypes perpetuated by Marky Mark in the 2001 Planet of the Apes. He was quoted as saying " Tim Burton has long demonstrated a lack of sensitivity toward primates, look no further than his treatment of Johnny Depp".
     
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    24 years old the poor bastard. Little to the left oppps more to the right, opppps hear he comes . DANG almost caught him
     
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    You take an animal that powerful and then lock him up in jail for his entire life. Recipe for disaster. I feel so sorry for the poor beast.
    Zoos really bum me out, but I suppose he probably wouldn't see 24 years in the wild.
     
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    Looks like Artie on a Friday night "down th shore".
     
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    There used to be this show called Chimp Eden on Animal Planet about a Jane Goodall sanctuary in South Africa. They really humanized the chimps on that show and you kinda fall in love with them. A couple years after the show ended 2 adult males pulled an intern under an electric fence and ripped him apart. Miraculously the intern survived but only because the owner shot 1 of them with a 9mm in the abdomen. The chimp survived the gun shot wound.
    http://www.***************/news/art...nt-badly-mauled-parents-left-traumatised.html
     
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    :lol:
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