Japanese Restaurant Selling Poo-Flavored Curry…...

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  1. teehee

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    Japanese Restaurant Selling Poo-Flavored Curry:bug:
    The restaurant's own research suggests 85 percent of consumers have no desire to eat "poo-flavored curry."

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    [​IMG]CURRY SHOP SHIMIZUAt Curry Shop Shimizu in Tokyo, the house specialty is a poo-flavored curry.
    If there ever was a restaurant destined to get crappy reviews, its Curry Shop Shimizu.

    The Tokyo-based eatery opened earlier this month with the house specialty being "poo-flavored curry."

    To be fair, the dish doesn't contain any actual poop, just natural ingredients like green tea, bitter gourd and cocoa powder that, when combined, looks and tastes similar to human defecation, OddityCentral.com reports.:shakey:

    To enhance the illusion, the caca curry is served in a porcelain bowl meant to resemble a bedpan -- bottoms up!:chair:

    The poo-flavored curry is the brainchild of executive chef Ken Shimizu, who designed the defecation dish to remind people of his other line of work: As a male porn actor who has eaten feces in some of his filmsSo , according to Kotaku.com.

    None of the Japanese publications reporting on the poo curry have actually said if it tastes like, er, crap.

    But even if the food is better than it looks, sounds or smells, Curry Shop Shimizu will have an uphill battle convincing consumers to have a bite of bile.

    The restaurant's own market research suggests that 85 percent of people would never go, based on the description of the food, according to RocketNews24.com.

    That doesn't mean poop doesn't have a place at the restaurant table.

    Toilet-themed restaurants where guests sit on toilets and eat non-poop-flavored dishes out of bedpans are popular all over Asia, and starting to get a foothold in America.

    In October 2013, the Magic Restroom Cafe opened in the City of Industry, California, where it sells appetizing menu items like "golden poop rice," a "black poop" chocolate sundae, "smells-like-poop" (braised pork over rice)," and "bloody number two" (vanilla-strawberry sundae).:chair:
     
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    I'd like to know who the food taster was who knew how ca ca curry was supposed to taste..and said it tastes just like shit..Curry is bad enough..
     
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    How did they get my sister's recipes all her food tastes like shit.
     
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    Did they eat a lot of shit to get the taste right ? Who would know the better if it didn't take like real shit .
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Shit just got real.
     
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    Let's face it... Someone ate curry, shit it into a bowl and got someone to buy it. Probably an American tourist
     
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    Must save money on napkins. Just put out a roll of toilet paper for each table.
     
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    Jap's are one weird group on the average.... and they are more racist than any society IMO.. they believe anyone not Japanese is inferior.
     
  9. smichal

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    Los Angeles has Magic Restroom Cafe for @GaryPuppet
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    My wife used to be a gemologist.
    In her daily dealings with fine jewelry, she said she'd rather deal with 10 of the ghettoist fat-gold-chain-wearin blaeks than 1 Japanese.
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    how come?
     
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    I wonder if it has the opposite effect? You eat shit and poop out food?
     
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    Extremely condescending attitude and cheap to the point of ridiculousness.
    Most actually thought that the seller should be making 0 profit and that they were doing them a favor by even looking at their jewelry.
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    interesting.
    well I knew that they were racist but not that they have a reputation as cheapskates.
     
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    Gross.. I still havent ordered out one time since that thread about the deplorable conditions in the nasty chinese restaurant kitchen..
     
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    Oh yeah- it always went like this:
    "onry foteen calat? should be twenny-fo calat for dat price". Eye roll and exit.
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    I thought things were super expensive in Japan so they would find American prices to be cheaper!
    Oh well, if they are exiting, that might be a good thing. lol.
     
  19. Father O'Blivion

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    I bet my dog would love that. He's something of a connoisseur.
     
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