News Jared Fogle gains weight, gets attacked in prison

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  1. chapped

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    Disgraced former Subway spokesman Jared Fogle is barely three months into his nearly 16-year prison term and has already gained a reported 30 pounds.

    In Touch Weekly reported that Fogle is also undergoing constant threats, physical attacks and taunts from his fellow inmates.

    “He’s really started packing on the pounds again, probably from depression,” a prison insider recently told In Touch Weekly.

    Fogle was sentenced to 15 years and 8 months last year after being convicted on charges of child pornography and crossing state lines to pay for sex with minors. He has reportedly been binge-eating in prison.

    “Jared’s breakfast is usually Frosted Flakes with fruit or oatmeal with cake. He loves ‘cake day’ in the dining hall twice a week and he buys Honey Buns by the box, as well as other pastries, in the commissary on his weekly shopping day,” the prison insider said. “He’s been known to eat an entire box of eight at one sitting!”

    He has been ridiculed and physically attacked, including one reported incident in which an inmate slapped him across the face and ran him out of a gym.

    The other inmates reportedly call him a “dirty child rapist” and “Chomo,” which is short for child molester.

    A former prisoner told In Touch Weekly there are two kinds of people who are hated more than anyone in prison: “Rats” and child molesters.


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    "He's a political prisoner."
     
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    What kind of prison is he in where he gets that many calories that he can gain that much weight. No way has he gained 30 lbs.
     
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    Subway Will Make Sure That Footlong Sub Is Actually a Foot Long Following Lawsuit
    by Dana Hatic Feb 29, 2016, 3:00p @DanaHatic
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    The chain is also coughing up $520,000 in legal fees

    The epic court battle between Subway and angry customers who claimed their footlong sub sandwiches were not actually a full 12 inches long is finally over.

    In 2013, a group of people sued the world's biggest restaurant chain to get Subway to change its practices — either ensuring the sandwiches lived up to the 12-inch claims or to stop using the "footlong" label. Final approval for the settlement was granted on February 25, according to the Associated Press; Subway has agreed to take steps over the next four years to ensure its bread is reaching its full 12-inch potential. And yes, one of those steps will be requiring restaurants to use a measuring device for the bread.


    The chain will also pay a whopping $520,000 in attorney fees, plus $500 each to the 10 people who headed up the lawsuit. (Sorry, all you other Subway customers are fresh out of luck on this one.) As an attorney for the group that sued Subway stated, "It was difficult to prove monetary damages, because everybody ate the evidence."

    Subway's bread is made from measured frozen loaf logs that are thawed and stretched in the restaurant before cooking, leaving room for some size variability. Considering the recent jump in cost of Subway's famed footlong sandwich promo from $5 to $6, those things had better damn well be the advertised size.
     
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    I think most prisons have a setup where if someone on the outside puts money in your account, then you can buy food at the prison store
     
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    Traded his sweet onion teriyaki for Hep C riddled prison dick.
     
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    He's a millionaire, and they can usually buy junk food from the prison commissary.
     
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    The bigger question is what type of prison is he in where he gets "slapped across the face"??? WTF.....he in whimpy, fag prison? :giggle:
     
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    Maybe he's gaining a lot of weight so that he can try losing it again on the semen diet.
     
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    how the fuck do you binge eat in prison? isn't it, you know, like prison?
     
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    I disagree with people being allowed to get fat in prison. It shouldn't be a comfortable place for them. There are people in poverty who would love to be fed 3 meals a day and people who commit a crime get better treatment.
     
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    Jesus:facepalm:
    Who could possibly care of its ACTUALLY 12"??
    It's a fucking cheap sandwich. Eat it or don't.
     
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    If you're eating a whole 12" you care desperately about your food.
     
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    Prison food is all carb and processed meat, he a high-risk(as in he'll get murdered) inmate so he'll be segrated by himself, with very little if any rec time, ... 30lbs is nothing, guys can 100 very fast. The only vice he has now is the candies from convensary ... He's mentally weak, prob off himself soon.
     
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    You're always the voice of reason :D
     
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    Semen is high in calories, specially black semen.
     
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    I may be wrong though. Apparently, they have accounts and can buy Doritos and shit.
     
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    Meanwhile in jail...
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    STOP picking on me !!!!
     
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    I am convinced @nextlevel was Jared. He claimed he owned Subways and posted right up until the story about Jared broke. Then he disappeared like a fart in the wind.

    He was super creepy too. It all adds up.
     
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