News Jared Fogle gets his face rearranged

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    Ex-Subway pitchman Jared Fogle attacked in Colorado prison fight

    BY Nicole Hensley
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Wednesday, March 16, 2016, 5:24 AM
    [​IMG] Michael Conroy/AP
    Former Subway pitchman Jared Fogle got in a fight with another prisoner at Englewood FCI in Colorado.
    Convicted pedophile Jared Fogle is packing on the pounds — and the punches behind bars.
    Fed up with an uptick of sex offenders at Colorado’s Englewood FCI, a disgruntled prisoner at the low-security facility in Litton gave the ex-Subway pitchman a prison yard beating, according to TMZ.
    Fogle’s opponent was identified by TMZ as Steven Nigg, 60, an armed robber serving time on gun charges related to a decades-old crime spree through Arizona.
    Nigg reportedly tackled Fogle to the ground during the Jan. 29 incident and pummeled his face in the facility’s recreation yard. The attack resulted in a swollen face, scratched neck and bloody nose for Fogle.
    Nigg walked away from fracas unscathed, save for a cut-up hand, but was punished with solitary confinement, the site reported.
    Regardless of their differences, Nigg is slated for a 2024 departure from federal custody while Fogle will have to wait out an additional five years to wrap up his sentence for charges related to posessing child pornography and having sex with underage prostitutes.
    Nigg initially served time from 1976 to 1990 when he and a partner in crime robbed a Maricopa County motel clerk, two convenience stores and a gas station. He moved to Wausau, Wis., moved in with his father, married and began working at a consignment shop.
    [​IMG] Ed Andrieski/AP
    Inside the recreation yard at Englewood FCI, a prisoner tackled Jared Fogle to the ground and beat him up.
    When his father died, Nigg’s string of good luck ran out, according to his appeal in the Seventh Circuit court.
    “In a somewhat cruel twist of fate, the estate included over 120 firearms,” according to court documents.
    Through his shop, he sold two guns to a private investigator hired by his step-mother. The sale led to his arrest and an eventual guilty plea.
    An appeal failed to stay his prison sentence, which unknowningly led to his fateful encounter with Fogle.
    “We have some sympathy for Mr. Nigg, whose dangerous past caught up with him decades after he had seemingly done some work to rehabilitate himself,” wrote Judge William C. Griesbach. “None the less, the (Armed Career Criminal Act) is the law of the land.”
     
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    "Nigg"

    Uh oh.
     
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    Steven Nigg. I bet he never heard a joke about his name before.
    Hey Nigg, get over here.
    Whatcha call me Honky?
     
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    Jared isn't made for prison
     
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    Sure he is...

    [​IMG]
     
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    He "got into a fight" was more likely "he was simply a doughy punching bag".
     
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    That episode was fucking hard to watch.
     
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    Most child molesters aren't.That and the daily pummeling is what makes their incarceration so sweet. :munch:
     
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    The guy was a monster. But that prison footage of him in panties with his titties flopping around is hilarious.
     
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    This shows how fucked up I am. It was his prison transformation that creeped me out the most about him. :facepalm:
     
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    I'm outraged and will protest:coffee:
     
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    They call me Mr. Nigg.
     
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    A fight, a fight
    A fogola and a Nigg.
     
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    Yeah Nigg what makes you diffrent from the next n!gga.

    cued up.

     
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    If you go to prison with a set of tits like the dude on the left, your asshole may as well be a vagina
     
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    Exactly. Since when is being tackled and pummeled considered getting into a fight. Someone is going to kill him. :lmao:
     
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    That's gotta be a terrible last name for an aryan brotherhood member.