jared fogle's prison life is awful and hes gaining weight

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  1. ICU

    ICU Well-Known Member

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    http://uproxx.com/webculture/jared-fogle-prison-hell/

    A prison insider at Colorado’s Federal Correctional Institution recently spoke with InTouch and claimed that Fogle is regularly taunted by the other inmates, relaying one particular incident in which an inmate got physical after calling the former Subway spokesperson a “dirty child rapist.”

    “The inmate slapped him across the cheeks several times and made his face red. Jared just stood there stunned, then ran out of the gym,” while inmates booed and called him by his prison nickname — “Chomo,” which is short for child molester — as well as another choice derogatory term for a coward. “He never ratted out the inmates who did it, though, because he was threatened that if he did, they would get him!”
     
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    great pic ICU
     
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    look how fat he is
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    God bless you karma
     
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    sounds no worse or different than Garypage2's life after a chick rejects him :dontknow:
     
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    More cushion for da pushin'


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    No frozen pizza in prison. :sad:
     
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  8. Mur

    Mur soon

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    At least he can take a slap.
     
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    Well that's a shame.
     
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    He was fat before he went to prison.
     
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    @baltimore mike?

    Right? eh??? yea huh?
     
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    Enjoy your stay, thank you fer yer cawl.
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    If only he would have avoided raping those children and disseminating child pornography, this would have never happened. :bigcry:
     
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    Chomo. :rofl:
     
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    No it's not
     
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    You wanna do "dubba meat" fo only a dolla more tonight, JARED?

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    sounds like they have cake day, though
     
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    A dollar?

    He's getting ka-bobbed for $.15 packs of ramen
     
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    I wonder if he's getting 6" or 12" tonight. :bigthink:
     
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    Sorry, forgot the sarcasm font.
     
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