Jason KAPLAN A.K.A (CHEWBACCA) IS THE BIGGEST ASS KISSER EVER ON THE SHOW!!!

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  1. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    Did u hear him on the agt wrap up show? what a total ass kissing!!! pucker those fat lips chewy
     
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    Murphy mglw'nafh fhthagn-ngah VIP

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    He's not an ass kisser. :asskisser:

    He's a cock sucker.:bjmimic:

    There is a difference ya' know.
     
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    Jason does have the biggest ass.
     
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    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    Why in the bloody hell would I want listen to the fucking AGT wrap up show again? Even if I watched that steaming pile of wig fail, I sure as hell wouldn't listen to anything hosted by that hairy Kermit the frog voiced load of shit.
     
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    Mulletude I'm Big In The Hate Club, Ya Know VIP

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    The ass lickers on THSS are like face cards at Rain Man's table in Vegas. "There's lots of 'em". Listening to a "Best Of" show earlier this week (is there anything else anymore?) I was amused to hear a show from the 1990s where all the gang was howling about how Imus' show is not funny and filled with ass kissers (and a trophy wife). JD is prolly the biggest on the show. Bobo is the biggest of all time. Bobo would eat a big steaming plate of Howard's excrement if Howard would only ask.
     
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    Kaplan knows who puts the schmear on his bagel. I am one of the few people that actually like Kaplan but the AGT wrap up show is not good at all. High Pitch Mike needs to get AIDS with the quickness and die a quick death.
     
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    fixed for you
     
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    The AGT Wrap Show is just like the AGT Wrap Up Show starring Howard Stern and Robin Quivers. It is an informercial for AGT. Why wouldn't Jason kiss up to Howard on that show? I think Jason is a weasel in general, but I won't fault him for kissing up on that crappy show.
     
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    spazz just did this i thought it might fit in this thread

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    HA!
     
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    Welcome to the show.
     
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    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    Bobo would pay :cash: to do it.
     
  14. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    Laugh it up fuzzFATASSball
     
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    nothing says "it's a man's world" like jason kaplan finding a wife (and quickly, no less!)
     
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    Howard thinks Jason is brilliant? Wiggy must have early onset Alzheimer's. When Jason is on the air, even for 2 minutes, he makes my skin crawl...that loud mouth New York accent, him trying so hard to be sarcastically funny (which he never is), him opining on some topic like he's so important and we care what he thinks...top that off with his disgusting fat slob hairy body and ugly face and ecchhhh...I want to vomit. :puke:
     
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    I'm sure if Kaplan were to be honest he would admit to hating agt and being disgusted with Stern's evolution. He's only a year or 2 older than me and became a huge Stern fan around the same time for basically the same reasons.

    Thing is Kaplan knows who pays the bills and as someone with little radio talent he needs themed topics to talk about (and one that Howard approves, thus limiting his options). He could do a pot smoking show, or a show about video games but Stern wouldn't be interested.

    Jason is aware that he is disgusting to look at and very annoying to work with, therefore he's probably knows that there aren't many other places in the industry looking to hire the winner of the "biggest douche in the back office award". He's not a writer and his best hope is probably to get a good recommendation from Howard and try to ride Gary's coattails and hopefully follow the monkey wherever he goes. That means swallowing ones pride, tucking ones dick in between the legs, and hosting an agt wrap up show.
     
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    He is making himself secure in the Stern world. The emperors clothes are indeed beautiful!