Jason Kaplan "We work in a very high stress environment"

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  1. jyanks

    jyanks Well-Known Member

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    Just heard that fat pig say this on the H100 News segment!
    If he wants to know stress, he should come to my job for a day. He wouldn't last an hour.
     
  2. Joe Bauers

    Joe Bauers Well-Known Member

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    I thought the same thing, What possible stress could they be under ? The shows always off the air.
     
  3. Butcher

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    They are dark 5 days a week :facepalm:
     
  4. Magnificent Mr. Hole

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    Make that fat bastard go dig some subway tunnels for a year and get back to us on this.
     
  5. newcastlefan

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    stress? he's clueless. they work for a boss who simply will not fire them. their union requires that they be treated like little gods, with the best medical coverage. everything they do that is categorized and "entertainment" is a deductible business expense. any leisure items they buy that is mentioned on the air is a deductible business expense. they effectively play 4-8 hours per day when they work. what stress? people yell around them? welcome to NYC! everybody yells here. other places people say "good morning" in NYC the standard greeting is "Fuck You!". Jason is nutz: comic books and playboy magazine are a tax deductions for him. even scores is a tax deduction.
     
  6. Bye You!

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    Police officer, fireman, fat tub of lard.

    All very similar. :coffee:
     
  7. Butcher

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    I missed the news segment but I am imagining him saying that in his very lispy manner :c
     
  8. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Not counting the massive amounts of vacation.

    They only are live for 5 hours per day, 100 days per year. Big whoop.
     
  9. Nemo

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    The more i hear Kaplan speak the more I feel bad for him. The Stern show has been his only real job. And nothing he does there is going to help him get a job after Stern flees to Chimneyland with all the marbles.

    example...
    Kaplan had Raff the EP of AGT on his AGT WUS.
    Kaplan talked about some gorgeous girl at AGT with Raff trying to prod him into saying what a smoking hot piece of ass she is.

    My point is outside of the Stern world in the real world a boss would NEVER talk about an underling in a sexual way like that.

    Only in Stern land can you have a Rachel Fine flashing her giant tits around and have other people in the office ogle them openly.



    :wop:
     
  10. Butcher

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    What are you sayyyyyying?
     
  11. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    do you listen to the stern show?
    do you listen to Jasons AGT WUS?
     
  12. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    The only thing under "high stress" in that office is Kaplan's chair.
     
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    To many pampered people in the world. In my country the telephone company was owned by the state. They "privatised it". The workers complained about the stressed environment. Before privatisation, they had to turn one paper a day. After they had to turn too papers a day. A 100% workload increase.
    Its the same for Jason and all the other muppets in THSS.
    Since Howard have gone down to 3 hours work days and cut down one hour of the show, its more rushed then ever. Especially because Howard wants to have as much commercials and live reads as possible (Howard get a 70%+ cut in the ad revenue).
    Howard is so lazy that all pitch meetings have to be made during breaks. No wonder Jason and other in the staff are stressed.

    Also the non-performer staff that are payed by the "show budget" provided by Sirius, they have ordinary work weeks. Five days a week with much less vacation. More then 50% of the time they are working, there is no THSS.

    From doing nothing during over 50% of the time.
    To the day Howard is in and they have to mad rush everything so Howard can get his ATG plugs, commercials, HVOD spots and plug anything Beth does.
     
  14. jyanks

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    Booey loves him, so wherever Booey winds up, I'm sure he will take that fat hairy slug with him.
     
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    Booey will never end up with a position that he can say, "Well, I'll come work here, but you have to hire these people, too".
     
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    What do you do for a living?
     
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    That sounds scarily like Howard when he told Mark Wahlberg that Mark wouldn't last a day in Howard's old neighborhood.

    I have no doubt that catering to The Wigged One's rampant narcissism is extremely stressful.

    What if you're in the hallway when he wants to leave?!?

    What if you've got money on you on "turn the employees upside-down and shake the cash from their pockets" day?!?

    What if you wake him when he's "meditating"?

    Have you ever seen the infamous "Beth with the NSAL volunteer worker" gif? Working in the back offices of the Stern show has got to be exactly like that. After all, where else could Beth have learned that behavior?

    Then on top of it all you've got Pompous Booey giving you orders with his monkey-breath!

    I guarantee you it ain't no picnic in there.
     
  18. Nemo

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    :mad:
     
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    tl;dr
     
  20. Butcher

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    That swimmer could be Howard's news reader when Robin croaks