jaw's cat is drew Puts the Sting on Fat Priders USA

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  1. jaw_belize

    jaw_belize Well-Known Member VIP

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    jaw's cat is drew (2-1) 90.12Fat Priders USA (1-2) 58.60
    jaw's cat is drew picked up 25.72 points from Andy Dalton and 13.70 from Jared Cook to thump Fat Priders USA 90.12 - 58.60. It was a legendary beating, and the 31.52-point margin of victory was the fifth-highest recorded in the league this season. Fat Priders USA, coming off an 82.22 - 62.20 win against Napoleons Musketeers, saw their scoring fall off this week. jaw's cat is drew started one player with zero points while Fat Priders USA also served up one goose egg, meaning both teams left points off the scoreboard. jaw's cat is drew (2-1, 251.28 points) climbs into third place and Fat Priders USA (1-2, 192.94 points) drops to 18th place.

    jaw's cat is drew Smooth Moves

    The 25.72 points scored by Andy Dalton was the fourth-highest QB score of the week and is the seventh-highest QB score in the league this season.
    Jared Cook scored 13.70 points, the fourth-highest TE score of the week and the seventh-highest TE score in the league this season.
    jaw's cat is drew won despite having only 2 of their 9 starters exceed their projected points.
    Even with a zero from starter Stephen Hill, jaw's cat is drew was still able to win.
    Both of the RBs came in below their expected points and it was still a win for jaw's cat is drew.
    Fat Priders USA Regret Tracker

    Dez Bryant scored 6.20 points against a projected 10.58 and has now underachieved in every game this season.
    Roy Helu has scored below his projection in every game this season after scoring 2.00 points against a projected 4.47 this week.
    7 of the starters on Fat Priders USA underperformed versus their projections.
    jaw's cat is drew saw their RBs beat those on Fat Priders USA 21.00 - 2.00.
    It was a beating at QB for Fat Priders USA, as they were outscored 25.72 - 7.50 by jaw's cat is drew.
    What If

    jaw's cat is drew would be 3-0 if they played Fat Priders USA every week.
    Besides Fat Priders USA, jaw's cat is drew would have defeated 12 other teams this week.
    jaw's cat is drew would have defeated Fat Priders USA 83.22 - 82.22 had they played each other last week.
    jaw's cat is drew would be 2-0 if they played the same schedule as Fat Priders USA.
    If jaw's cat is drew had played every team in the league each week, they would be 31-26.
    Besides jaw's cat is drew, Fat Priders USA would have been defeated by 17 other teams this week.
    If they played the same schedule as jaw's cat is drew, Fat Priders USA would be 1-1.
    If they played every team every week, Fat Priders USA would be 13-44.
    Game Notes

    Vernon Davis scored 11.30 points against a projected 6.91 in the loss and has now beaten his projection in every game this season.
    With the loss, Fat Priders USA has been blown out in each of their two losses.
    jaw's cat is drew covered the 11.74-point spread, winning by 31.52 points.
    With 90.12 points, jaw's cat is drew had their highest score so far this season.
    Fat Priders USA got 2.00 points from their RBs this week, the lowest combined scoring output from the RB position for any team this week.
    jaw's cat is drew improves to 1-1 in blowout games this season.
    The margin of victory was the second-largest in the league this week.
    Fat Priders USA scored 58.60 points, ranking them 19th in the league in scoring.
     
  2. Billy Brown

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    who the fuck is that anyway
     
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  5. jaw_belize

    jaw_belize Well-Known Member VIP

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    owned
     
  6. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits Gold

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    just be thankful you didn't play the Tea Baggers
     
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    do u even know who this guy is?
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits Gold

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    Is that Baltimore mike's old team?