jaw's cat is drew Squeaks Past # HEEL Chyallses

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    jaw's cat is drew (1-1) 83.22# HEEL Chyallses (0-2) 79.66
    jaw's cat is drew got 26.50 points from Trent Richardson and 24.12 from Andy Dalton, slipping by # HEEL Chyallses 83.22 - 79.66. It was extremely close, and the 3.56-point margin of victory was the third-smallest recorded in the league this season. # HEEL Chyallses was led by Ben Tate with 21.70 points and Demaryius Thomas who scored 13.80. With jaw's cat is drew delivering goose eggs from two of their starters, the result might have been even worse. jaw's cat is drew (1-1, 161.16 points) shifts into 10th place and # HEEL Chyallses (0-2, 171.78 points) winds up in 14th place.

    jaw's cat is drew Smooth Moves

    With 26.50 points, Trent Richardson had the fifth-highest score in the league this week.
    With 18.20 points, Marshawn Lynch ranked seventh in scoring among all RBs in the league this week.
    Even with two starters scoring zero points, jaw's cat is drew was still able to win.
    Andy Dalton exceeded scoring projections by 80.9%, with 24.12 points against a projected 13.33.
    jaw's cat is drew won despite having only 4 of their 9 starters exceed their projected points.
    # HEEL Chyallses Regret Tracker

    It was a beating at QB for # HEEL Chyallses, as they were outscored 24.12 - 11.16 by jaw's cat is drew.
    Of the 9 starters on # HEEL Chyallses, 6 underperformed versus their projections.
    Aaron Rodgers had the highest projected points in the matchup with 23.25, but fell short by scoring 11.16 points.
    The San Francisco 49ers Defense fell short of their scoring projection with 5.00 points, just 54.2% of their projected 9.22.
    Greg Olsen was last on the team in scoring with 1.30 points.
    What If

    If jaw's cat is drew played # HEEL Chyallses every week, they would be 1-1 this season.
    jaw's cat is drew would have beaten 12 other teams besides # HEEL Chyallses this week.
    If jaw's cat is drew had played every team in the league each week, they would be 18-20.
    # HEEL Chyallses would have lost to seven other teams besides jaw's cat is drew this week.
    Had they played each other last week, jaw's cat is drew would have lost to # HEEL Chyallses 92.12 - 77.94.
    If they played every team every week, # HEEL Chyallses would be 24-14.
    Game Notes

    Both of the losses this season for # HEEL Chyallses have been close losses.
    The margin of victory of 3.56 points was the smallest in the league this week.
    jaw's cat is drew beat # HEEL Chyallses at the top, with two of their starters outscoring the leading point-getter for # HEEL Chyallses.
    # HEEL Chyallses had the highest losing score in the league this week with 79.66 points.
    Even in the loss, the 21.70 points scored by Ben Tate was the fifth-highest score of any RB in the league this week.
    In the loss, Demaryius Thomas had the seventh-highest WR score in the league this week with 13.80 points.
    # HEEL Chyallses got 34.60 points from their RBs, the third-highest combined scoring output from the RB position for any team this week.
    Dan Bailey did not contribute much to the win by jaw's cat is drew. He only scored 1.00 point of a projected 9.49.
     
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    i win
     
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    Looks like he's trying to make a move.

    Panic trade?
     
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    RexRyan's Lap band amassed the highest score of the week to crush Nazzholes 109.90 - 63.24. It was a solid rout, and the 46.66-point margin of victory was the highest recorded in the league this season. Robert Griffin III brought in the second-highest score for the week with 31.44 points for Nazzholes. On top of the loss, Nazzholes had a starter score zero points (Greg Jennings). RexRyan's Lap band (2-0, 224.00 points) moves into first place while Nazzholes (1-1, 139.54 points) winds up in 11th place.

    RexRyan's Lap band Smooth Moves

    C.J. Spiller ranked fourth in the league in scoring with 29.00 points.
    With 16.50 points, Frank Gore ranked eighth in scoring among all RBs in the league this week.
    With 15.70 points, Brent Celek had the second-highest score of any TE in the league this week.
    RexRyan's Lap band saw the majority of their starters (5 of 9) beat their projected point total.
    With 11.50 points versus a projected 4.97, Brandon LaFell exceeded his scoring projection by 131.4%.
    Nazzholes Regret Tracker

    The RBs on Nazzholes let them down, getting outgunned by the RBs on RexRyan's Lap band 45.50 - 3.80.
    Doug Baldwin had the lowest point total in the matchup with 0.80 points.
    The WR corps couldn't keep pace with their counterparts from RexRyan's Lap band and were outscored 31.50 - 2.20.
    Nazzholes was dominated at the TE position, scoring 7.80 points versus the 15.70 for RexRyan's Lap band.
    6 of the starters on Nazzholes scored less than their projected points.
     
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    I got the Toyota Biggest Blowout medal. :cool:
     
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    Basically it says

    I fucked that faggot
     
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    Even missed the draft


    But my team building skills are still profound
     
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