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  1. wanker

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    Newser) – A pair of Mexican fisherman cast their net wide, and captured a monster: a 2,000-pound great white. The 20-foot long shark was nabbed in the Sea of Cortez off Guaymas. "We were amazed when we realized that we had a huge, dead, great white shark, and then we thought, what are we going to do?†one of the fisherman told Pisces Sportfishing. Their boat had to be towed to shore with the extra weight, and more than 50 bystanders helped the men drag the shark onto the docks. The shark then "fed the whole town."
     
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    This is the Mexican equivalent to Richard's parents eating road kill.
     
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    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep...
     
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    :ohnoes: Pretty. Far up the gulf.
     
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    Hey Ricardo, this is your padre.
     
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    It was dead when they pulled it in? I'd have to pass on that. :puke:
     
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    I thought you were talking about this guy

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    it dies when it gets caught in the net & can't move
     
  11. Scott

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    In that case, pass the tartar sauce. :lunch:
     
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    Lots of poorly-crafted sharkskin boots, belts, and wallets are about to hit the market.
     
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    Roll me a taco, I'd eat it

    I have eaten much worse in Mexico :c
     
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    You and Dinkus should compare notes.
     
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    That we have. He just won't listen to me when I am telling him to tongue this chica's bung. :mad:
     
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    :bully:

    ...anyway, we delivered the bomb...
     
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    Can someone photoshop a sombrero on the fish ?
     
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    THat's what I thought at first, but most likely it was caught in their net and dead less than a day. A shark must keep moving or it will die... it got tangled in their net and couldn't "breathe"...
     
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    Shark meat taste horrible