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Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Nemo, May 3, 2013.

  1. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Joe Bauers Well-Known Member

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    I love Jay Leno. He's such a Man. No poofy shirts for him.
     
  3. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    Who would you rather hang with? Me, Jay every time.....
     
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    BudBudha Male Underwear Model

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    I was honking at some slow asshole on the 5 freeway (LA) and it turned out to be Jay.
    We both laughed and he moved over.
     
  5. IlluminatiJones

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    Yeah, but the "denim on denim" thing, while not nearly as gay, is at least twice as douchey.

    He's 50,000 times the man Howard is, obviously, but I'd respect him more if he'd dump Mavis and start toolin' around LA with porn stars and models.

    Really, what's the deal with him and Mavis? She looks like some sort of coven-cunt Wicca-reject from Sedona after a tough weekend in a sweat lodge.

    There's clearly no love there; it's an arrangement.

    :secret: follow the pussy

    It's one of a thousand reasons why Carson and Letterman > Leno, Conan, Kimmel, Fallon, and whoever the fuck else you want to throw into the mix. Carson and Letterman knew who to fuck: interns. starlets. models. etc.

    Meanwhile, look at Leno's sexual resume: Sandra Bernhard, Sharon Osbourne, probably Helen Kushnick, and Mavis.

    WTF is that?!?!?

    :uscratch:

    :puke:
     
  6. RumBalls

    RumBalls The original RumBalls, est. Jan 16, 2012

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    He's like a real man unlike Howard, no scarves, likes cool cars
     
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    Love his segments. Would enjoy having a beer with him and shooting the shit about cars
     
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    I like the color of that mustang.
     
  9. Nemo

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    MATCH DOT COM.......commercial
    :facepalm:


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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    John in the black jacket

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    233monte New Member Banned User

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    there was a pic of him in hotrod magazine walking around a car show with a bag of popcorn and a soda. just seems like a regular guy, whos fame hasnt gone to far to his head
     
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    but if you hang with Howard you might get to use his basement bowling alley.
     
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    why isn't jay attached at the hip to his "stylist"?
     
  14. gd9tsd9tas9sa9

    gd9tsd9tas9sa9 New Member Banned User

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    Jay has a garage where he keeps his favorite things ,
    Howard has a closet where he keeps his favorite things
     
  15. IlluminatiJones

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    :jj:
     
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    I think that car collection goes back to his father as he held Jay back as a kid from growing wings and learning to fly, Jay is utilizing those cars as the airplane his father never got him,

    :lol: Lest anyone believe Howard would not say something this douchey, for the record, he would.
     
  17. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I was on the I-5 stuck behind a 1898 Wagner steam-powered horseless carriage and it turns out Jay Leno was driving. We had such a laugh about it. The Wagner cannot exceed 14MPH and is powered by shards of oak. Where was Jay going to get oak on the I-5 at that time of day?
     
  18. Joe Bauers

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    I'll bet he eats meat. :buffet::lunch:
     
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    and if you'r really lucky, he'll take your picture


    (yeah howard, thats exactly what celebrities want when they go to your house to chill out.. they diont get thier pic taken 1000s of times at work and by paparazzi or have 100s taken by pro photographers for thier profile already :rolleye:)
    this would be like if howard went to a party and they told for a special treat they are going to record hm reading ads, then theyl mail him the finish product on CD as a gift :rolleye:
     
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  20. Nemo

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    Howard wants to do a photo shoot with Mike Tysons cock.....:jj:

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