JD after the Stern Show?

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  1. HowardsNeckFlap

    HowardsNeckFlap New Member Banned User

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    What job could he possibly hold once the show is done with? He wants to be a filmmaker, but is talentless and has no ambition or skill to make it in the industry. He'll probably be flipping burgers at his favorite restaraunt.
     
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    stinking in a shallow grave. he's a terrible human being without a trace of life.
     
  3. ScottBaiosPenis

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    hes main skill is living off pennies. im sure he can get a job at "the soup" or tosh point zero type of show. they may pay even less than stern , who knows. if not im sure big blaek can teach him how to work the system, food stamps is probably 2x more than he gets paid @ sirius
     
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    He could always work his way up to the drive thru,.... like you.
     
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    love JD
     
  6. GRATEFUL DEAD

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    My guess is he'll end up in a Florida trailer-park, relying on S.S.I. to pay for his cheap booze, fast-food and love of internet porn.



    Almost every night, sitting in front of his broken down 1941 AIRSTREAM trailer, he'll be bloated, rocking back & forth on his rotting rocking chair, loaded on piss tasting moon-shine, you'll be able to hear him moan, "AHH ARRR ARRR COULDA ARRR ARRR BEAN ARRR ARRR A ARRR ARRR SOMEBODY, URRR NOT, FUR ARRR ARRR GET IT"............


    Personally I can't wait...................:cheer:
     
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    A smelly homeless drunk that bothers hard working New Yorkers with his incessant ramblings about how powerful, funny and awesome he used to be before stern, his woman and all his friends abandoned him.
     
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    He'll become a Speech Teacher.



    Or not.
    :echick:
     
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    To paraphrase Bill Murrary : "JD, someone with your qualifications would have no trouble finding a top-flight job in either the food service or housekeeping industries."
     
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    I think out of everyone at the HHS he may be the only one Howard actually takes care of after his retirement.
     
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    Fat, stammering and broke is no way to go through life, son.
     
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    His brother will get him a job at best buy. But he will ultimately get fired for being unintelligible.
     
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    Author...
     
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    Yup
     
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    To be honest, I think Howard will pull some strings to get JD a good job somewhere in California with some media company. Howard has always said that he is fond of JD and that he is a hard worker who comes in on weekends. Howard will take care of his peeps.
     
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    Howard will take care of himself.
     
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    I think Howard will throw his cloak of protection over JD...because the truth is, JD is such a fucking mess there really is nothing he can do outside of Stern.
    It's weird...when I was growing up listening to Stern I used to imagine how cool it would be to work on the show, no I realize it's really a dead end job. The only one who seems to have made it out alive is Stuttering John.
     
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    He pretty much hires interns and wack packers to save money. you get what you pay for.