JD Seriously needs to hit this--Danica Patrick now single

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  1. Robert Higgins

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    Danica Patrick net worth: Danica Patrick is a Wisconsin-born auto racer who has a net worth of $18 million dollars. Danica Patrick began racing go-karts when she was 10 and was competing and training for auto racing by the time she was 16. She was named IndyCar Rookie of the Year in 2005, and won the 2008 Indy Japan 300, becoming the first woman to win an Indy Car race. Today Patrick races NASCAR Danica Patrick has gone on to become one of the highest paid athletes in the world. She earned $12 million in 2012 alone from NASCAR and various endorsement deals. Patrick’s biggest endorsement deals are with Coke Zero and GoDaddy. Her GoDaddy sponsorship which started with a series of popular Super Bowl commercials are largely responsible for the domain name company’s success and popularity in the mainstream media.

    Once she finds out he's worth $15000.00 it's a no brainer
     
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    I met her very briefly at an Alanis Morissette concert a few years ago. Very cute (and tiny) in person.
     
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    Hey, she hit it off pretty well with Artie a few weeks ago...
     
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    I met her once. If she's a hair over 5'1" I'd be shocked. Extremely short but still good looking. She must have to sit on a giant cushion to see over the steering wheel.
     
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    I bet she is a dirty little freak. :sex:
     
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    What an awful tattoo.
     
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    Why would she fuck JD?

    Why would any woman fuck JD?

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    JD has bigger tits than Danica.
     
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    I wouldn't be surprised at all if she was already banging a fellow NASCAR driver.

    Her car owner, Tony Stewart, comes to mind
     
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    Or maybe Jr ?
     
  12. Robert Higgins

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    She does look like a dirty little who-er doesn't she? In all of those best ways.

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    She is soooooooooo fucking cute.. and probably the finest female race car driver of all time.. Always loved her.

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    Nice! ^^^
     
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    No shit!

    I'm certainly no expert on tats, but I do watch tat shows like Ink Master. From what little I've picked up, that is a shitty tattoo!
     
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    Danica is way above JD's league... besides, JD is only interested in porn whores and strippers.
    [video=youtube_share;z4xcDK7zxGo]http://youtu.be/z4xcDK7zxGo[/video]
     
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    Woof Liver Shots?

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    Ronnie has a better chance.....
     
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    As long as her knees reach cock level. :cool:
     
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    I would fuck her then throw her away.
     
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    thread over.