JD still searching for new pussy as of 1 week ago.... and that's why he's a creep

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  1. SillyOldMan

    SillyOldMan Well-Known Member

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    So this how JD finds his women on social media and how he likely found his current girlfriend.

    1) A female stern show listener tweets something and includes JD's "@jdharm" twitter handle
    2) JD gets a notification that somebody referenced him in a tweet
    3) JD browses through his mentions list and spots the tweets from females
    4) He clicks on the girl's twitter handle and checks if she is attractive
    5) If she is attractive and JD is interested, JD follws the girl on twitter
    6) Assuming the girl already follows JD, JD can now send the girl a private direct message (DM)
    7) The DM is usually a quick/humorous/inquisitive remark
    8) If the girl DMs back, then JD will keep DMing with her to see where it goes and usually migrate to facebook so he can stalk her better.
    9) Even if the girl is not interested in JD as a boyfriend, she will usually respond because it's always cool to be in contact with a show member (hence, why JD ALWAYS says "I'm talking, I'm talking" when people ask if he is seeing anyone.
    10) If the girl is nutty enough (see Ronnie's girlfriend and then see how JD's girlfriend has similar "crazy eyes") she might agree to see JD in person and even form a relationship

    OK, so that's the jist of what JD does on twitter. And below is a new "regular" girl JD followed on twitter last week. Because this Katie girl is cute, JD followed her and likely even sent out a DM...... EVEN THOUGH HE ALREADY HAS A GIRLFRIEND!!!!

    All the Katie girl does is mostly tweet about Audi cars (where she works at), which is of zero interest to JD. There is no reason to follow her besides for the fact that JD is a weirdo creep who portrays a self-depricating persona, yet is very narcissistic/odd about the women he pursues.

    1) A female stern show listener tweets something and includes JD's "@jdharm" twitter handle
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    5) If she is attractive and JD is interested, JD follws the girl on twitter
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    I wouldnt mind if Katie got my dick wet. She's hot.
     
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    I think your investigation into how JD picks up women is creepier than how JD picks up women.
     
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    JD's twitter female list of who he chooses to follow is basically......

    1) pornstars / cam girls
    2) female comedians / media personalities
    3) "regular" girls JD is "I'm talking, I'm talking to"

    More of the #3 type....... eventually, one of these girls is desperate enough and intrigued enough by the "fame" to bite.......

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    JD has game.
     
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    That's my boy!
     
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    SillyOldMan Well-Known Member

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    Sometimes, all it takes is an emoticon reply...... IF YOUR TITTIES ARE BIG ENOUGH!!! :giggle: Apologies for the creepiness since these are just "regular girls," but I have always found JD's segments to be interesting.

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    Poppy has got some fuckin rack on her!
     
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    Of course he's a deviant. Anyone that would pay women to look at them while beating off has to be one.
     
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    :iohi5:
     
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    Didn't he "allegedly" pay to watch a girl with a dog and some peanut butter?
     
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    i bet she sells a lot of cars
     
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    It wasn't allegedly, JD was the one who volunteered the information on the air. He said that it was a weird time in his life and he just thought what would be the most fucked up thing to ask for.
     
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    :hilarious::hilarious:
    Poppy Zelman ...
     
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    So JD gets pussy wherever he can just like every other guy on the planet? Wow, what a shock. You jealous?
     
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    not in the least.
     
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    Who said anyone is jealous of that fat, Chinese-looking, depressed loser? At this point even Jeff the Drunk is happier with his life than JD.


    I'd take her for a spin.
















    A spin on my cock. Ohhh!
     
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    Precisely.