JD turning down help

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Morrisb, Mar 7, 2012.

  1. Morrisb

    Morrisb Well-Known Member

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    What's with this guy? Someone offered to help him get real poon and he turned it down. Don't tell me he thinks he can get that shit on his own. :jj:
     
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    droops42 Well-Known Member

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    wouldn't doubt it... especially when this is his theme song!

    [video=youtube_share;qDjqqXsAaYs]http://youtu.be/qDjqqXsAaYs[/video]
     
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    MFnAntiChrist Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I'm really starting to feel bad for the kid. His utter lack of self confidence is border line life threatening. OOf!
     
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    What, he turned down help from a dude who's trolling Craigslist for chicks? Good for him. If that interview guy ever got laid (other than hookers) off the website I would be surprised. He wants people to think there are perfect 10's out there posting ads looking for strangers to do them. A perfect 2 can go out to a dive bar and get laid if she really wants sex.
     
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    What do you expect from a graduate of Full Fail College?
     
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    i think he can get ass.. not 10s but 2 5s. He works on the Stern Show thats gotta be good for some ass???[​IMG]
     
  8. Woof

    Woof Liver Shots? VIP

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    Can lead a 'Beth' to water but cant make it drink it...................

    That's JD....Avoiding Pain is more important than any pursuit of Pleasure.
     
  9. Howard Stork

    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    I'd turn down help too if I looked like this obese nerd. I mean JD not Hein.

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  10. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    He sounds like he's got major depression. If he's taking drugs for it they can cause sexual "issues". Not so much in getting up but in popping. So any girl not super hot he's probably going to not find worth the trouble.

    Toss in 15 years or so of watching internet porn obsessively and he, like many of his generation, have ridiculous expectations of what they can get relative to their own desirability. They see dorks with the hot porn stars and subconsciously that becomes the norm. It also makes them jaded beyond their years. It's like married guys. Their wife may be hot, but given enough time they get a little bored with that, even. Well, JD has in his mind already had it all. The real thing isn't quite what it once was for someone born 25 years before him.

    He is also, in contrast to what one might expect, not such a great guy. He's pretty superficial and not exactly a guy who'd throw himself in front of a bullet for anybody. Women pick up on that. In a movie the dork is always someone with a heart of gold who's witty or has some other positive attributes, but this guy gives off the "I just want to screw you as fast as possible, otherwise you're worthless" vibe. How many unattractive women does he associate with? Zero, probably. And women understand this intuitively and reject him. The irony there is that if he was a nice guy and had girl friends they'd hook him up and talk him up to their friends. Hang around a pack of women long enough and they instinctively start competing to "get the guy".

    By the way, why the photo of some Chinaman in a JD thread?
     
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    He has no intention of getting it on his own. Dude is depressed, fat and addicted to internet porn, he probably jerks it so much that he has no drive and no desire to be with a real woman.
     
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    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    JD Harmeyer watches gay porn.
     
  14. Peau de Soie

    Peau de Soie Edit Button? Thanks LaserTilt!

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    While I am starting to finally feel a tiny bit bad for him, THIS. I think he's innately a jerk who deserves ZERO sympathy. He is NOT the friendly pathetic nerd next door. Listen to his interactions with people, and with women in particular. One thing that stood out was when he was being critiqued on his approach to women and the first thing he offered was something like "well I can't just say will you blow me". He has zero desire to be in a relationship, and therefore he's not in one. He wants women only in the same way he wants burgers and cake - as objects to be used and quickly shit out.

    He's just not a nice guy.

    (Oh also: radio kryptonite -- get him out of the fucking studios.)