JD's tell-all will have to wait

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Jon Hein is God, Jul 31, 2013.

  1. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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  2. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    He was probably at the library.
     
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    FSFN Well-Known Member

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    Turned down for what? How busy is he now.
     
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    Pembroke36 Well-Known Member VIP

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    I would love to read what its like sitting in a closet recording TV. Lisa had what, 11 people so I bet he could have at least 15 show up.
     
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    Leave us be :grad:
     
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    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Sex, Lies, and uhh, like, um, whatever, shut up
     
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    JD could put out a great book if he sat down with a writer and exposed everything about his life and was 100% honest. I really believe that. His father was on crack. His mother left for Hawaii. His relationship with the cam girls is good for a number of chapters. This is a guy who watched a girl get locked by a dog and watched bestiality porn with another...... And that's only the stuff we know about. He has had sex with married women and porn stars and escorts.

    His twitter feed is the best of the stern staff so I feel like be could get his stories across very well in written form.

    Never doubt dabadass!!!
     
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    "Uh, Yeah Whatever.........Hu?"
    byJamie Harmeyer
     
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    cia212 Well-Known Member VIP

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    I'd like to know the offer. $1 million if it's a tell-all book about Stern. $1 if it's anything else...and you'll have to pay Kinko's up front.
     
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    Collecting Spoons for Dummies
     
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    Gange has a few "book worthy" tales.


    ..write....Mike?


    ..................................................................................................................................... :whistle:
     
  12. Woof

    Woof Liver Shots? VIP

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    Imagine if he was to do the 'Audio' version..........I'd pay for that.(But it would take to long to make.)
     
  13. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo Gold

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    Probably school kids selling mags door to door.
     
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    JD's Book Offer :

    "Either buy a book, or get out of my store!"
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    "No talk clause" says he had to turn it down.
     
  16. MobyDick

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    and why would JD know anything, assuming the publisher is looking for a tell-all type of deal, because I can't see anyone looking for his biography. He hasn't even started his life yet, he's been frozen in his early 20's since graduating from Full Sail, still living in a dorm like situation and sticking to the first low paying job he got out the gate, still holding on to an unrealistic perception of women, etc.
     
  17. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    "JD, you want to borrow this book? It's great."

    JD: "nuh uh".
     
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    Why would he turn down anything? What a pathetic loser. He has zero ambition.
     
  19. HooHoo

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    Understand that these smalltime book publishers (aka guy working out of his house ewith a domain name and custom letterhead) aren't really interested in the substance of the book, they believed in cases like Lisa G, Booey, Robin, Beth that its cheaper to pay some fee to let the flunkie's name appear on the book in hopes it gets free advertising on the show, than buy advertising on the show.

    In other words, they've got a million canned paragraphs and pages of generic shit text ready to go for all different types of subjects. So to make it seem more plausible that a Lisa G or a Beth wrote it, they interview the person a couple times by phone and get a bunch of life story minutiae that is in turn sprinkled over the canned text to give some flavor and plausibility. Want proof? Look at the other name on the cover of Beeth's "Oh My Dawg".. The one in smaller text. That's the person that did all the 'screwdriver' work so Beth could just sign her name.

    Its nothing new here, there's a whole "manufactured book" industry churning this shit out daily. It is "assemblyline ghost writing", where the book company is essentially licensing a public figure's name to appear on the book and they do all the heavy lifting. And its the smaller time players that keep hitting up the nobodies of the stern show, the bigger companies fish in bigger ponds. I predicted this happening, I'm sure Ronnie, Sal, John Hein, every coattail rider has been approached. Fucking MaryannFrombrooklyn will probably be approached and of course say yes that cunt because attention is like crack rock for the sycophant.
     
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    For what its worth, I find it interesting that any book operation would see how terribly Lisa G's fake book performed, and now want to repeat the exercise with another one of the show's nobodies.

    Unless the entire deal is just all backend, I don't see what idiot puts money into a JD or Robin or Ronnie upfront, not these days - the '85-'05 glory days of the show are long gone and its coasting in relative obscurity on a glorified cable access format nobody hears.