Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by dawg, Feb 1, 2016.
and no one noticed.
But he was really hoping for a 5th in Iowa tonight.
...is his mom driving?
Jeb! thinks you win the state if you're the first candidate there after the caucus starts in the previous state.
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Poor Jeb. The black sheep in the family. Although, his dad didn't win at first either and he was the last one term president.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...
Jeb! has left the building.
He can keep going eastward until he sinks into the Atlantic.
"Jeb, let me give yer some advice...I don't have any."
They also covered Carson departure.
Going to Florida.
And getting change of clothes
I'm watching MSNBC -it's like watching a movie in a closet.
Graphics are from shit and Brian Williams keeps getting in the way.
He's not heavy, he's my anchor.
In what could easily rank as one of the most hilarious moments in U.S. political history, Republican presidential nominee Dr. Ben Carson has temporarily abandoned the campaign trail in Iowa to do laundry. According to Carson's senior communications strategist, the man simply requires fresh clothes. Well, at least that's what his strategist keeps saying. Apparently — and more reasonably — Carson also wants to see his family. Both the correspondent Jason Osborne and senior reporter for CNN Politics Chris Moody explain that Dr. Carson will return to the proverbial trail by Wednesday. That's a relief — and he'll have fresh clothes to boot!
Although Carson is deserting at arguably the most crucial time to date, since the Iowa caucuses are a pretty big deal, he is sticking around long enough to speak to Clive precinct in Iowa and apply for their vote. Shortly thereafter, he is leaving on a jet plane bound for Florida.
Has someone explained to that simple fuck that it's not that kind of race?
Jeb's theme song: