Misc. Jeff Bezos is fucking craZy

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  1. BennyMuso

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    looks like he made a lateral move...
     
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    Long as I get my blender from Amazon I don't give a shite
     
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    Willing to bet she even has wonky tits.
     
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    She’s attractive but not nearly hot enough for his amount of money.
     
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    AND she has her own money.
     
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    Pussy drives men crazy
     
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    Billions get you anal.
     
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    In other news, the cost of Amazon Prime will double next year and Amazon Prime shipping will now take three to five days.
     
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    300 bucks can get you anal in my experience.
     
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    Wonky eye. Kill it with fire. :killit:
     
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    No pussy on earth is worth 70 billion dollars. Dirty Sanchez
     
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    Give zero fucks


    Just keep my free prime going and our stock high
     
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    A dinner at Ruths Chris and a few cocktails for her usually gets me the same.
     
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    right? Oh no, now I only have $70,000,000,000. poor me
     
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    Let someone fuck me in the ass for $300?
    No. Way.
     
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    I still can't believe one person has that much money... wow that is not even imaginable to me :jj:
     
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    Billions wasted for that bitch? Money can’t buy taste.
     
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