Misc. Jeff Bezos is fucking craZy

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  1. MarcusAurelius

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    How do you get free Prime?
     
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    My wife works in AWS for Amazon.
     
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    Interesting. I have a couple of ex-colleagues who work there. One in HQ, one in NYC.
     
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    Nah, he's pretty sane.
     
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    GLguygardner "You don't lose faith in winners!!" 2010 OG VIP

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    Say what?? How do I take advantage of this:hhh:
     
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    The new piece is kinda nice IMO...

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    Now it’s time for a playa to close the ex wife!
     
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    There is a 2 mile long line of crazy hot women hunting for mr bezos. He needs protection stat!
     
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    He can stick his dick in anything as long as my Amazon Prime doesn't go up.
     
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    They will both need private jets now.

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    What a life she fell into.

     
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    That kind of money grows so fast on its own it's more than a full time job trying to spend the interest.
     
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    People with $140B aren't crazy; they're eccentric.
     
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    If I had that kinda money, I would buy some remote island under perpetual clouds to avoid satellite imagery and have a harem at my beck and call. I know it would get boring in 10 years or so, but I am okay with that. Then I will take up golf or something.
     
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    OMG I have never heard anything so funny! I never knew about this guy! He is the reincarnation of Sam Kinison.
     
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    maybe she hot hit in the face with an Amazon drone?


     
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    I get that he's worth billions, but he looks like an alien on chemo. She has a good job. Why is she interested in this old fart?
     
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