Misc. Jeff Bezos risque texts

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Chigs, Jan 11, 2019.

  1. Chigs

    Chigs At least I'm enjoying the ride Gold

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    This is considered "racy?"
    https://pagesix.com/2019/01/10/jeff-bezos-racy-texts-to-lauren-sanchez-revealed/
    "You know what I want? I want to get a little drunk with you tonight. Not falling down. Just a little drunk. I want to talk to you and plan with you. Listen and laugh,”

    "I basically WANT TO BE WITH YOU!!! Then I want to fall asleep with you and wake up tomorrow and read the paper with you and have coffee with you.”

    “I want to smell you, I want to breathe you in. I want to hold you tight.… I want to kiss your lips…. I love you. I am in love with you,”


    Dude.....
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    The richest guy in the world has to text all that sappy shit ...etc :jj:
     
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    I hope he's not another Howard. He should banging every super model and super model wanna be in the world.
     
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    Pussy gonna take down another empire
     
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    Mad skills, fully torqued here.
     
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    Imagine the power this woman has over one of the most powerful men in the world. Pretty good to be her right now.
     
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    Even the richest man has to play the game.
     
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    those Pat O'Brien calls from back in the day and the HSS goofing on them :snicker:
     
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    Ten at a time in a yacht like Paul Allen had.

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    Oh I'm sure it will come out that he was quite crazy on a 4 month terror - right Robin?
     
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    Never wrong a man. Never write a woman :grad:
     
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    Robin, i went on tears. So long as it was between 5 and 9 pm
     
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    She’s texting herself.
     
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    The richest man in the world has no game :grad:
     
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    Read the paper like fag howard
     
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    Not reading. :no: Posting people’s personal shit it too much.
     
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    No shit, that’s panty droppin’ shit right there
     
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    It was awesome to hear them unedited