Misc. Jeff Bezos risque texts

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  1. MarcusAurelius

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    That wouldn’t be surprising.
     
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    The Gary the Retard re-enactments :funny:
     
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    That guy is a creep and a half. Who’s got a moustache like that these days?
     
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    Those texts are not the work of a Chad!
     
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    Poor Pat O'Brien. All he wanted to do was get a couple of hookers, get crazy, and do some coke. Is that so wrong?
     
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    The grass is always geeener. Half the time I think these guys and girls sometimes, have a lull in their own sex lives with their significant other and start daydreaming, flirting, with other people. They make out this new person to be better than what they have, they make this new person have no faults, and after they decide to cheat, sometimes even divorce and move on with these people. They lose half of everything, break up families, etc. then they realize, after time, this new person farts, has annoying habits, they stop having sex as much because the “new relationship energy” is gone, etc., and slowly realize this person and their new life is just like their old one. Granted I know some marriages are beyond saving and some partners are bat shit crazy, but most of the time it takes some effort and good communication to make things work. This guy is in love with his company and making billions, not this new chick, and if she believes that he really loves her she’s crazy. He will eventually put in more work into Amazon than his relationship with her and move on to a new woman at some point.
    I wonder how many people after divorce in situations like I described wish they just worked on the problems in their marriage instead of getting divorced and starting all over.
     
  8. MarcusAurelius

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    Well said. Besides, if she wasn’t into sex and he was, just have a few hookers on call. With his kind of cash even a million a year spent would give him the absolute best.
     
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    Bezos is getting played IMO.
     
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    You realize they both started Amazon together right?

    Lots of people get married for the wrong reasons. It's how you act when you get divorced and after that determines the kind of person you are.

    If you fuck over your ex or kids in the divorce you are a sleazebag pure and simple. My ex and I agreed on all the details over dinner and had lawyers finalize the deal for low $$$. Kids came through fine and everyone gets along. I still go to my in-laws for Christmas Eve dinner.
     
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    This dude is an idiot. His wife is just as hot as the mistress.
     
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    Look, man...
     
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    can i tell you a prime joke?
     
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    The mistress has bigger bazoombas. Maybe wifey didn’t want to go bigger.
     
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    The mistress isn't worth 70 cents in my book, yet alone $70 billion
     
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    Mistress won’t get shit. Massive iron clad prenup if he hooks up with Dirty Sanchez.
     
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    I know she won't get anything, but he's gonna lose billions of dollars because of her. She's a four out of ten. Not worth it.
     
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    If he didn’t wander with her it would have been someone else.
     
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    Of course. But if he was gonna cheat, he should have done it with a 10. If this was Ariana Grande, then I would approve. :grad:
     
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    A 10 that’s not a hooker would turn him down.
     
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