Jeff Schick...VP of Social Business at IBM

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Nemo, Sep 19, 2012.

  1. Nemo

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    does he mention cutting edge technology like Lotus Notes?
     
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    Jeff Schick is a business tool.
     
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    HORSETOOTHED Well-Known Member

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    I was playing around on the IBM Connections site this morning trying to see what I could turn up on "muldred". It's a dead facebooky thing with nothing but IBM employees.
     
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    Also, I have a feeling "muldred" is a fake name to throw anyone searching off the track.
     
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    Wiggy is scheming and plotting.....is all we can confirm at the moment.
    For Howard life is not worth living if he isn't using his shitty day job to make side marbles.
     
  7. Kamie

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    I was wondering about that Muldred shit this morning. Howard kept repeating the name over and over again. Nemo is right - he is scheming about something. Weird.
     
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    Whatever technological widget wwiggy is scheming to rip us off with will undoubtedly prove to be too complicated for Howard. Likely resulting in even more public embarrassment.

    The only thing for certain is that Muldred is a trainwreck
    that Howard is financing.
     
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    This is not splitting the atom.
    Howard has always been a greedy lazy liar.
    He is just not very good at hiding it anymore....it is overt and offensive now.
    Stern should be forced to run a disclaimer before each live show stating that.....
    "This is an infomercial.....All of my views and opinions are bought and paid for"
     
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    Todays stern show was the result of muldred.
    IBM has nothing to worry about. Howard moves the needle!
    :lol:
     
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    I also think that we now see the man behind the curtain. Not only is he not good at hiding product placements, most of us no longer believe a single thing that comes out of his mouth.
     
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    I wish I had a Jeff Shick.
     
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    Do I need to get my sim cards out of storage?
     
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    Not yet. Wait until the internet catches up with Howard's plans.
     
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    Why? So you can keep up to date on the most worthless out of date technology possible?
     
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    It is time for Howard to plan his next radio marble heist.
    Meetings meetings lots of meetings......:jj:
    Stern has to create (LIE) about how in demand he is.
     
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    Anytime Howard mentions a brand or a retailer these days it's fair to presume he's either getting a discount or it's a badly disguised commercial. Funny how Jeff Schick just tweeted about the new version of IBM Connections a couple of weeks ago and now Howard felt compelled to mention it on the air.

    More interesting is why the HSS needs some high tech system to communicate - there are very few live shows, even fewer creative segments and an intern could use a pen and paper to keep track of which hour to let Bobo on the air or discuss the next staged staff drama.
     
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    IBM has had its head up its ass since 1980. Most godawful shit ever made: Lotus Notes and OS/2.
     
  19. Nemo

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    AGT was an unadulterated failure for Howard.
    NOW Stern wants everyone to know he is working on amazing content for his revolution.
    meetings meetings meetings....and the notebook....:yay:

    Stern wants to be able to call a virtual meeting with video at a moments notice on Thursdays and Fridays to ensure his staff isn't goofing off while he is off.
    Howard is also trolling for his next employer (partner-sucker) with this fake sudden burst of creative enthusiasm
     
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    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    Jeff Schick: " What we want to do here is get in on the ground floor of this intra.....internet thing. Picture faxing someone...but on a color TV screen. I know, right? You'll be able to correct mistakes without Liquid Paper. You can send a form of "electronic" mail instantly. A new communications trick is something called IM, which I believe stands for Instant Messaging. These guys have thought of everything. A social hang-out called MYSpace will allow you to meet with friends, post pictures, and even videos, or as I call these visual wonders- Vid-ee-Ohhhhhs. Good stuff. Now has anyone seen the keys to my DeLorean?"