Jeff Schick

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Vashier, Mar 13, 2012.

  1. Vashier

    Vashier VIP Extreme Gold

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    :fuck:Listening to today's' replay about the profit system and how Jeff Schich could fix it with no problem. Jesus Fucking Christ Howard, Jeff Schich is the VP of lotus notes. He's not IBM's top anything nor would he have a clue as to what glitch changed his scheme color or deleted a couple of wav's :facepalm:

    Oh and is his constant throat clearing pissing anyone else off? He keeps acting like it's a goof on oprah but he's worse then Booey on his phlegmiest day.
     
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    TheWonk POTY Music Forum Gold

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    He said Jeff's his boyfriend. If he was a chick, he'd blow Jeff.
     
  3. Vashier

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    Shit I don't think Howard needs to be in a committed relationship just to blow a guy. :c
     
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    I'm sure most of the things Howard thinks are major software problems are actually due to his complete inability to understand modern technology. That's why he thinks Jeff Schick is a genius who can fix anything - most of the time it's just a matter of showing Howard the correct way to do something most people can figure out for themselves.
     
  5. Vashier

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    Oh no doubt, I dunno what it is but Howard is really getting under my skin these days. The egotism and his illusions of grandeur have always been this way so that isn't what's pissing in my cheerios. It must be the lack of humor on the show that's causing my issues with him. Aside from :noJJ: what else could it be?
     
  6. lilbuddy67

    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    So fucking pathetic. Howard still PROBABLY has his email at an AOL addy.
     
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    noname2 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I feel the same way. It seems like everything he says is spoken with the sole intent of making me mental. I used to love Howard and now I love to hate Howard.
     
  8. Vashier

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    Same here, I was telling my wife something that Howard had done that was really stupid. She was a aghast that I was ripping into Howard as I had always defended him. I couldn't give her an exact answer as to what it was that was causing my schadenfreude but I really do derive joy out of each fail he registers per day.
     
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    Mutt Sucks New Member Banned User

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    I hate his fucking voice. Would love to punch him in the face.
     
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    I have worked with IT over 20 years. Have a science degree in computer science.
    Jeff nows nothing about IT. He learns Howard everything he knows about IT = why Howard have no clue about IT.

    Jeff have to suck a mean cook to be Howard's "friend".

    And yes: As a consultant you are expected to put out.