Jeff the Drunk to Audition for AGT?

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  1. Spazzmatazz

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    According to Howard 100 News, there's a site trying to raise $1000 to send him to North Carolina for the audition. He wants to be a country singer. :ujj:
    This could be embarrassing for Howard, and pretty funny at the same time. :hhh:

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    Why not just send in the tape from the E! show of him singing with Willie Nelson?
    That will only cost $9
     
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    Because him walking out there with that sweaty head and his association to Howard would be golden. Not to mention the gif possibilities! :hhh:
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    I don't watch AGT, but if someone connected to Howard was on the show wouldn't he have to disqualify himself from judging them? He keeps telling people "You should try out for AGT - I'd put you through" but it doesn't seem like that would be allowed, even on a cheesy TV show.
     
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    No way this would happen, mostly because the venue has elevators...
     
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    All these wack packers are paid employee's of Howards, the dumb fucks can't be on the show. All game shows run a disclaimer stating friends, employees, and family members of the show's staff are not eligible to participate. Howard fucking knows this yet he ok's trying to raise money for something that can't happen
     
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    I maqy watch an hour of TV a week. Maybe an hour. But I'd damn sure catch the clip online. :hhh:
     
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    They're not paid, as far as I know. He just skirts contest rules to give them the occasional shtup of prize money.
     
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    :ulol: :doh:
     
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    You've never heard Big Foot ask where his $500 is the minuet he walks into the studio? I've heard him do it twice and it wasn't for a game he was playing. Booey tried to shut him up about it but it took a few tries till he told him him he'd get the money after.
     
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    Oh cool. No, I guess I missed that. No WONDER they're always aching to get back on the air!
     
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    It doesn't seem like Scott Salem's son could be eligible to be on AGT either, but Scott sounded serious when he said he was urging him to apply. Then again, it wouldn't be surprising if Howard doesn't understand the rules and is giving people the wrong info.
     
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    Good point!
    But sometimes typos are the funniest things. I got tickled at the mental image of Big Foot doing a minuet. So what if my brain is a bit twisted? I like it that way!:hhh:
     
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    It would be great to see Jeff on line, but what I am waiting for is shoutouts from the crowd during live shows! Can't wait to hear someone shout out about Howie's cha cha choppers!
     
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    Won't be mic'd well enough to be understood; will be quickly ushered out; with delay won't make it to air. :(
     
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    Or better yet... how about when those fans start holding up their signs... and one of them has a reference to dawgsaloon.com !
     
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    It would be awesome if JTD would get out there to audition but he would never make it to the stage where he tries out in front of the judges. He would not make it past the first group of producers who do the initial auditions unless they are HSS fans and push him through to fuck with Howard but that would never happen.
     
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    :facepalm:

    There are many layers of auditions before you get to perform in front on thew Wigged man.
     
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    Sounds like you're an AGT fan... :giggle:
     
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