Jeff the Drunk's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Labor Day Weekend

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  1. Buster Himan

    Buster Himan Well-Known Member

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    1. It started with a meltdown of sorts (late AM): http://katch.me/JefftheDrunk1/v/fd01b0d9-df31-38a6-a8c0-fe16403268cc

    Ambulance transports him to hospital

    2. Then to the ER: http://katch.me/JefftheDrunk1/v/617dc8d6-6605-3700-8251-2fa817477617

    In this, he's worried about blocking people from Periscope and Wifi (from the ER). He greets a nurse with "Chello".

    3. Waiting for a doctor: http://katch.me/JefftheDrunk1/v/05ace378-03ab-3650-b03e-f5ee196c3517

    4. Growing Impatient: http://katch.me/JefftheDrunk1/v/114ac6c2-651b-39c9-937f-48fefa70efce

    Pissed that he forgot to bring cigarettes and candy.
     
  2. Cheri

    Cheri Skunk VIP

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    Stupid ass has SCIATICA for Christs sake. Something common. I have it. It hurts but you suck it up. Fucking ambulance.
     
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    CHELLLLO
     
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    Kinda feel sorry for the guy.
    What a fucked up life.:(
     
  5. Buster Himan

    Buster Himan Well-Known Member

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    Not a lot of close friends maybe. But a ton of people who care about and support him from afar.
     
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    He doesn't care because he pays for NOTHING!!!!
     
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    Yeah, that first 'scope this morning wasn't quite as funny as I would have liked it to be.
     
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    Thank goodness folks with common, everyday maladies aren't clogging up the ERs any more. ;)
     
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    Thanks obamacare:bounce:
     
  10. Buster Himan

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    Would it be safe to say that if you can crack jokes, say "Chello!", click/click, sing an impromptu song, host and broadcast a show, you do not have a medical emergency?
     
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    I do too. He was probably heading towards failure, but that arm accident really derailed him. Lotsa people could get passed that, but not him. He drinks, he's so unhealthy sounding, he's missing half his ass, he's not young, he has no woman or sex, maybe no real friends, maybe just a brother or two, no money and no hope for anything better.
     
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    Are you kidding me? He went to the hospital in an ambulance for that?
    Fucking leech.
     
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    Poor Jef. He looks almost as miserable and screwed up as you awful right wingers.:(
     
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    I felt badly for him until this shit. His back hurts so he goes to the hospital. Waste of ambulance and doctors. How is he getting home?
     
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    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    He still around the show? I assume they would have renamed him "Mr. Curro, the Irresponsible Drinker"
     
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    *click* *click* :jj: This scene still cracks me up.

     
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    New update coming across live now. He's been seen by the ER doctor for his leg "ailment". The prescription thus far is for an ice pack to be applied to his ass.

    Thank you and that will be $3500, taxpayers.
     
  19. Buster Himan

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    Jeff is now promoting his 'Chello' T-shirts from the ER and blasting 'Chello' down the halls. He seems to be saying 'Chello' to people as they pass him in the hallway

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    He'll drive his house.

    -Artie Lange
     
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