Jeff the Thirsty Person needs a ride to the "birthday" Super Bowl party

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  1. Bye You!

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    [FONT=lucida grande, tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif]From FB:[/FONT]

    [FONT=lucida grande, tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif]Just got my official invite to Howard's birthday party. +1 bitches!!! First one to call me that can give me a ride wins the ticket. I'm not chipin in for gas or tolls either. Call me 201-470-2466[/FONT]

    [FONT=lucida grande, tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif]he's not "chiping" in for gas, though.

    why does he have a NJ phone number? :dontknow:

    C'mon, Shedders, you know what to do, you KNOW what to do.
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  2. Rob0729

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    Any chance that he will chip in to get my car detailed inside and fumigated after I have Jeff in my car for several hours?
     
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    Rob, don't you have a car....service?
     
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    One of you assholes needs to take one for the team and do this.
     
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    absolutely! :ucheer:
     
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    I wonder if i lent Monk my car whether he'd do it. :bigthink
     
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    Why even bother with the +1?
     
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    Don't have a car service, bit maybe Jeff would be willing to let me strap him to the hood of my car.

    Why am I thinking of this scene when I think of Jeff and this situation:

    [video=youtube;MKmejXZJN2M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=MKmejXZJN2M[/video]
     
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    hey listen, it is what it is, they have to fill seats, what do you do for a living?
     
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    Make this happen. :pray:
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Howard said this week that all they have are big celebrities for the Birthday Show. He would be lying if he didn't include Jeff.
     
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    We can fly GaryPuppet in for $500. Rent him a car for another $100. C'mon, let's get 12 people to kick in $50 each. Count me in.
     
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    Gary puppet should be this person.
     
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    Wouldn't that make us accomplices if he make it easier for Howard to execute his master plan to take down his Twitter bullies by delivering GaryPuppet to him on a silver platter?
     
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    I imagined you being a lot prettier than Gary! I wasn't thinking about asses in seats, my mistake.
     
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    :lol:

    yeah, you never know, Howard may outrun him or something :backlol:
     
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    :shucks:
     
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    Monk would make Jeff ride in the trunk.
     
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    Fuck that! I wouldn't. I put my groceries in my trunk.