"Jeff's lump" is Eric Andre

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  1. MilkyDischarge

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    when Jeff calls in, "jeffs lump" is conveniently on the phone. The guy is too sharp, too quick, too present, and has too good of a connection to be a normal dude. Last week Howie was throwing oddball questions that the dude obviously has scripted answers for- nobody's that quick. I wondered if is was Chris wilding.
    Today at the end of he call Wig said, "thanks lump, I mean Eric Andre."
    Another pro on the roster.
    Please disregard if you don't give a fuck.
     
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    Ted Kennedy is Howard Stern.
     
  3. beetlejosh

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    Jeff mentioned it was Eric Andre a few weeks ago.
     
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    Howard mentioned it was Eric months ago. Old news. Kind of like the bit.
     
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    Thanks. I guess I need to listen closer
     
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    Not Eric. It was the dude who came in and played Beets son. Lock it in.
     
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    for those of you saying the jeff's lump bit isn't funny, i say it's just as funny as howard's ted kennedy impression, just as entertaining as howard interviewing ellen, and just as edgy as mitt romney call-ins :nojj:
     
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    I had heard this before too, but never understood why it was happening. Is Andre a big Stern fan or did he lose a bet or what?
     
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    Cant stand the egocentric jerk.
    He builds himself up by putting down a pathetic gimp armed old fool with his lame lump routine.
     
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    Yeah sorry, @MilkyDischarge we all knew this months ago....
    Btw I called you out as my new favorite name on here on the last dawgshed, but it got messed up and I can't post it...

    Next time!
     
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    I think it was clear it wasn't a random caller. Eric Andre sounds familiar but I don't remember from where.
     
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    This bit I really enjoy.. Lump's comebacks are pretty killer... Whoever is playing him is pretty quick witted.

    While discussing free stuff that fans send them from some online website that the wack pack ask for stuff from...

    Howard to Jeff: "what's on your wish list Jeff?"

    Lump: "bet you it isn't deodorant"

    Man that was funny...
     
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    Erah, that's bullshit.
     
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    nearly.normal Well-Known Member

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    its not eric andre. its another writer from the show who doesnt get airtime

    wig said that because jeff has insisted its eric

    its not
     
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    Artie was that quick on the show. Quick and hilarious.
     
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    Nothing gets past you
     
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    exactly
     
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    No fucking shit genius. Pretty sure everyone knew that from the start you dumb fuck
     
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    Why would you assholes think its funny or clever to mock this pathetic gimp armed old man
    Maybe you are more of a Howard worshipper than you are willing to admit.
    Too bad SFN is no longer up. Thats where you belong.
     
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    lol at the people who think its andre

    its not
     
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