Jehovah's Witnesses have passed Jews for #1 on my worst religious people list

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  1. Ridic Too2

    Ridic Too2 New Member Banned User

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    Holy fuck these people are annoying. Even with the door-to-door preaching shit aside, they are still the worst.

    Neg reps for any and all "Witnesses" on this site.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Aren't they the ones who also refuse to celebrate any holidays, even their own birthdays?
     
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    I highly doubt there are any "Witnesses" on this site.

    I don't think they're allowed to laugh or use the internet.
     
  4. cheezedbyfate

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    i'm curious as to how the jews were #1 previously....
    please do tell....
     
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    Well, part of their mission is to spread the word. It's too bad they haven't learned about modern forms of communication. They know they irritate and intrude on people, yet they persist with their door-to-door proselytizing.

    One thing they do get, though: most people have no idea what Christmas is about; they get hung up on the materialistic aspect of gift giving. Virtually all (other) Christians expect something (material) rather than appreciating what they already have.

    They're also pretty good with sticking to the tenants which Jesus preached: love, respect, faith, but they fail on tolerance. They hate the gays too.
     
  6. banksy

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    Muslims will always be #1 on my list :wub:
     
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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    I read everyday, but those people are annoying...
     
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    Ridic Too2 New Member Banned User

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    Yes!

    This idiot witness I work with even refuses to sign bday cards for other employees when we celebrate their birthdays.

    Yet, she will hound everyone and try to guilt people into attending her daughter's pre-k (PRE FUCKING K) graduation all while asking for $5 "donations" for the bounce house she rented.

    I hope her Kingdom Hall becomes invested with skunks.
     
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    fuk hare krishnas too
     
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    Neg reps for sarcasm.
     
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    the HUGE difference is they dont believe Jesus is devine...
     
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    Mormons have GOT to make top 5.
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    That shit is bizarre. I ony know about that because my ex girlfriend's Mom was one. No matter how big the family gathering was, she wouldn't celebrate Mother's Day, 4th of July, fucking anything. She actually did show up once for Thanksgiving and looked uncomfortable as fuck being there.
     
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    Oh no doubt. Kicking your star center off the team right before the tourney just because the nigga got his dick wet? Cmon now.
     
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    Its ironical that if you tell them you are a jew they will avoid your house like the plague. I did and it worked. Its a JW black list or some shit
     
  16. MatthewT

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    they used to think only 144,000 Jehovah's Witnesses would go to heaven. that's it. heaven only for them, the faithful 144,000.

    kinda awkward when their numbers swelled up over a million :giggle:
     
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    She's not supposed to do that. She's a bad JW.
     
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    what a difference an "E" makes
     
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    Those fucking assholes can eat shit. Not only is Jesus' answer man MatthewT correct about the 144,000, I believe those lucky bastards (the 144K) are predetermined, as in nothing you do will change your luck; either you are in, or you are out. You may get lucky and be around for the end of the world, when the living JWs are all supposed to be lifted up into Heaven en masse, but it's a bunch of bullshit as there are more than 144,000 of those motherfuckers alive now, and they love to fuck and accrue new members. That's why they knock the doors in pairs...witness for each other for the "conversion." I wonder if they have a "split-deal" agreement ("We got 5 today, so that's 2 1/2 each!").

    All I ever need to know about those motherfuckers I learned in nursing school. During my ER rotation, a 15 year-old kid comes in alone by ambulance with internal bleeding from a serious (but probably not life-threatening) chest/abdominal trauma, and was badly in need of a blood transfusion. With minors, hospitals make every effort to contact a guardian before treatment, but if they are not available, we do all we can to preserve life. Well the parents were unable to be contacted, but showed-up literally 3 minutes before he received a life-saving blood transfusion, when that mother told us it was against their religion that JWs receive blood, tissue, or blood products. Despite being told her only son would die without the transfusion, she again refused. They had a prayer vigil while this young kid slipped away just when his life was supposed to be starting. It was heartbreaking for the seasoned veterans of the ER to stand idly by while this kid died, knowing it was so unnecessary. It was a very fucked-up day.

    Fuck these cocksuckers; they can all eat shit and die.
     
  20. MatthewT

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    the 144,000 are the "Elect", and they come 12,000 strong from each of the 12 tribes of Israel (with Levi replacing Dan cause Dan fucked up). they are the only ones sealed in the next Age, and will be like 144,000 Billy Grahams running around.