Jehovah's Witnesses

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  1. Double_edge

    Double_edge Member

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    It's only 10 and I've run into three of these guys and their Damn pamphlets today. Did someone release the hounds or something? They seem like nice people and all but after the second one I lost my patience.
    What's the worst thing some of you have done to these people to get them to go away?
     
  2. Mr Sinister

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    I just stare at them out my window so they awkwardly stand at my door until they realize I'm not coming to open it
     
  3. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    i was hoping you were gonna say the other thing
     
  4. Mr Sinister

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    Next time
     
  5. Gomez

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    They dress nice..even on a hot summer day 108 F.
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    "Hey we couldn't direct our own lives without latching onto a fake religion. Allow us to direct yours"

    :jj:
     
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  7. Double_edge

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    True, it just adds to their creep factor.
     
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  8. Double_edge

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    I think what irritates me the most is that they ask stupid questions like " Why do you think god allows suffering?" but when you answer with a real theological and personal response they look all confused.
     
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  9. Billy Brown

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    Those fuck-farts came to my door on Easter last year.

    WTF?

    I told them to go to church.
     
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  10. Donkeyboy2190

    Donkeyboy2190 Never earned a dimes

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    Do they have a new end of the world date yet?
     
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  11. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Suck my dick from the back VIP

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    October 1st 2016
     
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  12. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Suck my dick from the back VIP

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    True story
     
  13. Double_edge

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    Vaguely soonish I hear.
     
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    Donkeyboy2190 Never earned a dimes

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    Good. I have a few days left
     
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  15. Double_edge

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    Better make them count.
     
  16. Billy Brown

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    we all do.

    i will use this time to love my dog and kill as many cats as I can.






    the cat thing was my attempt at a corny joke :rolleyes:
     
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  17. babybear

    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ

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    I just realized I haven't seen any here in the retirement community.
     
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    I consider myself a Christian but rarely goto church.
     
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    I was in a bad mood one day and they came to my door. I've repeatedly told them I wasn't interested.

    I continued making whatever it was I was making in the kitchen while they watched through the sliding door and my dogs barked at them.

    Then they left.
     
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    Maybe they consider it too late for retired people.
     
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